Annoying Christian sayings

[Slyer]

I love how they fight over which translation is the "best".
So, where are the commandments?
Have a good read of my links by the way.

[Owl]

It's the christian choice of words "Blinkin" and "Flippin" I can't stand. Just say "Fucken" for Christ's sake!

[blue eyed savage]

ok, you posted some links, thats all fine and dandy - pick a topic and lets go.
you have a link there about intolerance in the bible - the bible isnt suppost to be tollenent - if you piss God off enough, he'll draw a line and kick your arse.
Those links you posted hint at problems in the bible, without discussing or laying out what the problem is they are seeing.
When you try and put God in a box, to make him conform to your way of thinking, to your understanding of the world, of course your going to have a few problems. The best way to understand him is to read His word, the bible. It spells out some of the things that piss him off (sin), as in the 10 commandments, and the things he likes, such as helping those less fortunate that us- the good samaritan.
And at teh end of the day, christians screw up just as much as you do, and are just as helplessly doomed, except we have a get out of jail free card cause we believe Jesus was killed and resurected in place of us, you can to.

[blue eyed savage]

http://www.ibs.org/bible/verse/index..._mode=&t_mode=

10 commandments

[Gubb]

"The Lord works in mysterious ways" and "It's all part of God's plan" fuck me off royally.

That, and I believe religion is a load of cold wank anyway.

[blue eyed savage]

ok god bless u all and hve a good night. thought of the day if evolution is real explain morality

[Owl]

"The Lord works in mysterious ways" and "It's all part of God's plan" fuck me off royally.

That, and I believe religion is a load of cold wank anyway.

Well you won't go to heaven with an attitude like that!

[Ixion]

"The Lord works in mysterious ways" and "It's all part of God's plan" fuck me off royally.

That, and I believe religion is a load of cold wank anyway.

have you considered that part of His plan may be to fuck you off royally. He's probably having a giggle about it right now.

[Slyer]

Basically you're saying that God is always right and when he looks wrong he is actually right and I can't see that because I'm a stupid mortal.

This premise encompasses absolutely anything that could ever be written.
It's an argument that is impossible to disprove and therefore worthless, the best arguments are the ones that can be easily disproven and yet fail to be.

All of this also assumes that the bible is correct.
Answer me this question: How do you know that the bible is correct?
Answer and then look at my attachment.

[Slyer]

ok god bless u all and hve a good night. thought of the day if evolution is real explain morality

Morality is really easy to explain.

[Ixion]

You don't have to believe in the Bible to be a Christian. You have to belive in God. Not the same thing. Nor is God always right , indeed we know this because the Bible tells us so. He has stuffed up monumentally, many a time. Just best not to remind him of this, cos he has a bitch of a temper.

Get thee to the Scottish thread, where all this has been rehearsed and argued for years.

[blue eyed savage]

why do we have it if not because of god (Morality)

[Sanx]

you have a link there about intolerance in the bible - the bible isnt suppost to be tollenent - if you piss God off enough, he'll draw a line and kick your arse.

Riiiiiight.

When you try and put God in a box, to make him conform to your way of thinking, to your understanding of the world, of course your going to have a few problems. The best way to understand him is to read His word, the bible. It spells out some of the things that piss him off (sin), as in the 10 commandments, and the things he likes, such as helping those less fortunate that us- the good samaritan.

His word? Singular? Must be a real easy bible to memorise? What is the one word? Gullible? Insane? Fuckwit?

Oh, and by the way, god condemned those who work on the sabbath day (Exodus 20:8, 23:12, 31:13 and a shit load of others). And Exodus 31:15 clearly spells out the punishment for those who work on the Sabbath; death. And according to some, operating electrical or electronic equipment on the Sabbath is counted as 'work'. As you, in clear violation of god's law, sinned by posting complete shite on KB, you'll no doubt be putting yourself to death shortly.

Or is that one of the bits we're not meant to take too seriously?

And at teh end of the day, christians screw up just as much as you do, and are just as helplessly doomed, except we have a get out of jail free card cause we believe Jesus was killed and resurected in place of us, you can to.

*cackle* The perfect indictment of Christianity is people like you. "I can do whatever the fuck I want, 'cos I believe in Jesus!". What a crock of shit.

[yod]

ok god bless u all and hve a good night. thought of the day if evolution is real explain morality

And lo, there was a young fella who had his head full of ideas that other people told him

studied evolution lately?

[blue eyed savage]

Basically you're saying that God is always right and when he looks wrong he is actually right and I can't see that because I'm a stupid mortal.

This premise encompasses absolutely anything that could ever be written.
It's an argument that is impossible to disprove and therefore worthless, the best arguments are the ones that can be easily disproven and yet fail to be.

All of this also assumes that the bible is correct.
Answer me this question: How do you know that the bible is correct?
Answer and then look at my attachment.

Not "because I'm a stupid mortal.", but because you dont understand God. His character is consistent throughout the bible- he likes it when people rely on him, when we realise we can't always do it on our own. So God is always right, your interpretation of Gods actions based on your underatanding of life and everything else is wrong.

"Answer me this question: How do you know that the bible is correct?"
Why do you not believe the bible is correct? it seems pretty straight foward to me, i dont see any inconsistencies or problems. I dont see you bitchign about quantium physics, but i know you dont understand that.