Annoying Christian sayings

[Max Headroom]

I don't mind anyone believing in any religion they like but just don't foist it on me.

I understand how you feel. Even though I'm "one of them", my favourite quote is this:

"Preach the Gospel at all times. Use words if necessary."
(St. Francis of Assisi)

Ultimately few care for religious debates, because little (usually nothing) is achieved. And unless our actions and lifestyle are congruent with what we say as Christians, we are quickly exposed as hypocrites. Unfortunately we are more often perceived as shallow, critical, ignorant and/or hypocritical than living a lifestyle that has substance and integrity.

A rare recent exception would be the families of the teenagers who drowned on the school trip several months ago. Andy Bray (one of the fathers) spoke with a degree of humility and integrity rarely seen publicly, especially under the prevailing circumstances.

[Headbanger]

Gods a sadistic bastard ain't he, I wonder how he chose which of those kids he would let die, and why he saved the others.

Perhaps it was purely random, Just for shits and giggles.

[Slyer]

What annoyed me about that was the sentiment that the one boy was saved by god, that somehow the rest deserved to die but not him.
(I can't remember the story exactly)

[kickingzebra]

meh, this earth is the intro alone, so I doubt those kids that skipped the intro and straight into the story give too much care, as for the one guy, maybe he just likes to read every word?

[Swoop]

This entire thread is an affront to The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

May you all be touched by His Noodly Goodness.

[Sanx]

May you all be touched by His Noodly Goodness.

His Noodly Appendage, you heretic.

[Mikkel]

The sucky thing about the religious discussion is that since they are wrong there won't be an afterlife in which we can point, laugh at them and say "I told you so".

"Burn the heretic!" (The heretic usually being someone with a different opinion and/or lots of gold.)

[Meekey_Mouse]

"Burn the heretic!" (The heretic usually being someone with a different opinion and/or lots of gold.)

Oooh, I like gold! If one of you guys are of that description of a heretic and don't want to be burnt... Gimme' the gold I like flames any way

[Slyer]

I'll believe whatever you want me to for gold.

[Swoop]

His Noodly Appendage, you heretic.

I'm NOT WORTHY!!

(Hurriedly races off to make pennance with the FSM)

[Big Dave]

With this Noodles dude - is there a path to Al dente?

[Swoop]

It is a very saucy question...

[Sanx]

With this Noodles dude - is there a path to Al dente?

The path to true Pastafarianism is long, arduous and lined with meatballs. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster, hallowed be his name, guide you in your quest.

Just remember to wear full pirate regalia and be nice to any midgets you might meet on the way.

[Big Dave]

I see - and what if we are tempted by a Lasagnian bearing a rich Bechamel sauce?

[Sanx]

I see - and what if we are tempted by a Lasagnian bearing a rich Bechamel sauce?

The infidel should be killed.

(This response is copyright christians, muslims, hindus, sikhs, more muslims, jews, more muslims, etc.)