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    Whatever you give a woman...

    Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    So - if you give her crap...
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    what if you give her $50?? sure as shit aint gonna multipy that......
    "Rock is dead" - Jim Morrison

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    Quote Originally Posted by bomma View Post
    what if you give her $50?? sure as shit aint gonna multipy that......
    She could buy some sexy stockings and go hooker'ing!

    Let the money roll in!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CB ARGH View Post
    She could buy some sexy stockings and go hooker'ing!

    Let the money roll in!
    think that comment goes in the "so if you give her crap" section make sure your poke doesnt go visiting this website
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    So - if you give her crap...
    So to sum up the perfect women swallows has her own home buys her own groceries and is blind as a bat.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    And her Dad owns a brewery
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    And her Dad owns a brewery
    Full of Tui girls.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    So - if you give her crap...
    Yep, what goes round comes around.

    Done a course on all that with Mrs oldrider, all of the above but "shit" came back in spades! Soooo right Eadbear, sooo right! John.

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