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    6 truths of life.

    6 TRUTHS OF LIFE

    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

    2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

    3. The first truth is a lie.

    4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

    5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

    6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

    You hang in there sunshine, you're special.

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    There is also another...

    Number 7...

    No one can lick their elbow.











































    Sooooo.......... How many just tried to do that one?????

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    wasn't that lick your balls?..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    There is also another...

    Number 7...

    No one can lick their elbow.
    ...if ya smash your upper arm ya might be able to do it!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    6 TRUTHS OF LIFE

    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

    2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

    3. The first truth is a lie.

    4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

    5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

    6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

    You hang in there sunshine, you're special.
    Oh my god shame! I actually tried it and thought, gosh, I must be special cause I CAN do it! hahaha
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuFfY View Post
    Oh my god shame! I actually tried it and thought, gosh, I must be special cause I CAN do it! hahaha
    LOL BuFfy .. I did to .. fks sakes .. i thoiught it was bloody funny though!!!!!

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    Im allowed to be an idiot now and then even one with a big smile.

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    Fully didnt try it
    Because i've been sent it before
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    Ohh madness ... I told you to clean your glasses before taking photos .. this helps catch the sparkle in your eyes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    6 TRUTHS OF LIFE

    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

    2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.

    3. The first truth is a lie.

    4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.

    5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.

    6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

    You hang in there sunshine, you're special.

    i guess that makes me spesssawwwl then!!!! .....tehehe
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    Loved it - classic.

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    bump... (to catch a few more)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    There is also another...

    Number 7...

    No one can lick their elbow.











































    Sooooo.......... How many just tried to do that one?????
    Turns out I can lick my ellow bow!

    come on Next can't do ????
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