Got a water blaster we can spread the product with? They seem to be spreading faster than we can obliterate...Originally Posted by MSTRS
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Got a water blaster we can spread the product with? They seem to be spreading faster than we can obliterate...
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Still Ridin'
I'm tempted to cross post some of the "toys" from the Firearms thread
Motorbike Camping for the win!
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Oh now, you're talking!!!I'm tempted to cross post some of the "toys" from the Firearms threadThere are some very nice toys there....50 cal will do me nicely, thanks
Deus ex ukulele
Having just been revived by a caring individual with a defibrillator, I will now share the cause of my coronary stricture -- part of an email that I was fortunate to receive this morning. It reads as follows:
hae jill/
I got an isea, mayb getting da 2 teamsta gt into a rectngles nd hv dem pass a rugby ball rwnd da rectngle nd wen a person passes da ball den u gta run arwnd da rectngle nd beat da ball bk 2 wea u strted frm......ne Q's den txt or email me..
OWT
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
One, two free, floor!
Hitch - I've been on KB a while and seen some highs and low. Never - NEVER - have I laughed and cried at the same time... till now...
Where's the emoticon for head splitting dissonance?
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I got an getting into a pass a rugby ball person passes ball run beat ball or email me.
If you take out the words that do not make any sense, the sentence is still a little "odd".
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Still Ridin'
bgs da qstn, do u run arwnd da inside ov da rectngle or da owtside ov da rectngle?
Seriously, the whole idea of written language is to convey information quickly and efficiently - which you can't do when you have to slow down and translate the random letters into "funetik" speech before you can understand them.
We read quickly because we process the whole word in one hit rather than as individual letters. This txt spk crap robs the words of their distinctive shapes by which we recognise them and forces us to process them letter-by-letter.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
It's OK...I've got a spare!
d ya rly nd da hyfns?
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
One hell of a ride.
I'm going back to using 80's and 90's though.
Still Ridin'
probli nt...
..
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Deus ex ukulele
Over a tequila last evening, the following ensured:
A frottager from Island Bay
Caught a bus on a hot summer's day
But his sad sick perversion
And a road works diversion
Meant he rubbed passengers up the wrong way.
Brother and I are on a mission to fill the gaps in the Deviant Limerick Catalogue...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
**--**--**
Just the one tequila then Hitch??
and / or
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Deus ex ukulele
One at a time.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
The instructions are simple...
To avoid ensuing drunken-ness?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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