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    Fecking bottom-dwelling SCUM

    Why is the planet full of scum not fit for anything.

    Some arsehole broke into Chateau paturoa today and uplifted our near new 47" LCD TV and one of the kid's MP3 players.

    But nothing else. Go figure, left the bikes, cars, keys, cameras, computers, et al. Even left the remote for the control for the TV sitting on the couch less than a meter fdrom the TV?????

    I suspect our dog was making quite a fuss at the time as it isn't too fond of strangers at the best of times. The bucket of puss had to get onto the roof and break in an upstairs window to avoid the dog patrol.

    The scum has left a bunch of finger prints on the window that said peice of shit broke into so the rozzas are turning up tomorrow to uplift some prints.

    What eats my tits is obviously this shite hole has gone off to organise a bigger truck for next time (sometime in the next 4 weeks?)

    Went around and told the neighbours nobody saw anything but one rememberred a few weeks back being cold called by somesome offerring to do gardening work, showed a business card but wouldn't leave it when asked. When I related this to Mrs P, she and a couple of the kids go "Yeah he was here too" .......

    I think I might do a little pissing into the wind by writing to my local MP candidates and ask for their law and order policies.

    Cops have been really good so far. I was expecting to be told to go and make a complaint at the local, but have had calls etc already, must be an election on the horizon?
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    Dont you hate people that want what you have and have worked for, hang the bastards if they get caught, it may not deter others but will sure as hell ensure they dont reoffend.

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    Aw that sucks man. Any way you can let the dog loose all over the house, or not a chance? Even just for a few weeks, just to deter the bastard if he considers a return?

    Another idea is to get some security stickers. Even if you don't have an alarm, the stickers that say there are alarms in the house really do scare the cunts off...
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    Booby trap the window he entered last time
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    buy a gun and post a sentry. Ask the budding gardener, he's obviously looking for work...
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    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

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    Pissing into the wind at least will give you a nice warm feeling.......

    Go for it ....
    Things will only ever change if you actualy try to make them change...

    Being burgled is like being violated....

    You may be onto something with the gardening thing....
    Make noise, lots of it.
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    Bad luck mate, sorry to hear it.
    You are now yet another statistic
    Hope the boys in blue can turn up a result for ya.
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    FUCKERS!!

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    keep an eye on trade me for 47" LCD's without a remote.

    You will be shocked how many people find their 'stuff' on trademe.

    Oh - then go around and set fire to the bastards cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Oh - then go around and set fire to the bastards cat.
    what the fuck did the cat do?!?!
    F M S

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    Life sucks mate.

    The cops will look keen, but there's not a lot they can do. Even if they catch the guy it won't stop him coming back.

    Next you have to deal with the insurance company. I'm with AMI and when the same happened to us earlier this year it felt like we were getting robbed all over again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    what the fuck did the cat do?!?!
    nothing - its just I have a thing about cats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Oh - then go around and set fire to the bastards cat.
    .................

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    .................
    OK - for the slow of thinking. [edit red repping slow thinking]

    It was so far from a action that a normal person would even consider contemplating that I assumed that even the slower readers here on KB would get that it was a bit of dark humour / an obvious joke - I don't actually recommend going around and setting fire to someones cat.

    I also recommend that you don't take everything you read literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    I don't actually recommend going around and setting fire to someones cat.
    Don't retract your statement - it's a perfectly reasonable thing to advocate.
    Cats suck.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    I also recommend that you don't take everything you read literally.
    LOLzer.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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