Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
You can also be given a ticket if it's just you who crashes into the side of a ditch. If they determine that you were speeding and/or driving recklessly then you can be done for reckless use of a motor vehicle. If you think that's unfair you can a) drive/ride within the law b) get into a position of power and do something about it or c) get off the road.
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Yeah, And I got done when I hit that car and then broke the power pole off at ground level.
Cost me over ten grand.
Muhahahahahahaha
Wasn't the most cunning move I have ever made.
If you can show that you were riding within the law (or they can't show you weren't) and that the crash was completely unavoidable by all reasonable standards, i.e blow out mid corner, gravel, etc. and if your bike was fit to be on the road before the accident happened then you shouldn't be getting a ticket.
I'm all for people getting tickets when they crash. There's no sense of responsibility with a lot of riders -- they've got full insurance, the leathers saved their arse this time -- who cares? Just get a shiny new bike, I was meaning to upgrade anyway...
At least getting a ticket they might get the clue that they did something wrong in the first place.
It wasn't even insured!At least it was my own bike wot I crashed, not summun elses, eh/aye?
Just got renewal letter, might get comprehensive, not that much more.
The valuer valued it at twice what it's insured for and I paid for it, perhaps I'm doing well to hang on to it![]()
I couldn't possibly comment, hey.
Edit: By the way, if 'twere to be 'aye', there should be no question mark. And I would be prepared to support spelling it 'ay' without the 'e', but I'm not too sure about making 'eh' do double duty.
$3.70 would also have gotten you a Big Mac, y'know.
I'm just sayin'.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Having been in the same situation, no 4 of a 5 car nose to tail, if there is no injury and everyone has insurance, there is no reason to call the cops. All they will do is take statements and issue fines. This is exactly what insurance is for, taking your mistakes and sorting it out with someone elses insurance company.
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Thing is crashers, the insurance companies all want the nasty Police to say (by way of a ticket) who is at fault.
So they can say to the other parties insurance company 'it's not OUR clients fault, YOU pay up..."
JUST in case some of you lot are a tad thick and haven't figured it out......NOT that youz wouldn't eh??
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