Heart attack

[_Shrek_]

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears
strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.
'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says,
'Mummy! Mummy! Aunt Shirly is hiding in your closet, and she's got no cloths on!'

The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the clost door.

Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowing on the clost floor...

'You rotten 'Bitch', she screams.

My husband's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!

[KiwiRat]

I find this joke offensive. My dad died of a heart attack whilst having an affair. How would you feel....blah blah blah.......respect other's feelings.....yadda yadda yadda......bleat bleat.

[_Shrek_]

I find this joke offensive. My dad died of a heart attack whilst having an affair. How would you feel....blah blah blah.......respect other's feelings.....yadda yadda yadda......bleat bleat.

1st up you said your self "joke" if you can't take it, then get off this forum

[P38]

I find this joke offensive. My dad died of a heart attack whilst having an affair. How would you feel....blah blah blah.......respect other's feelings.....yadda yadda yadda......bleat bleat.

Yeah well.

I bet he died with a smile on his face though

[KiwiRat]

Am i too subtle for you?

Don't know a piss take when you see it?

Derrrrrrrrrrrr.....................

[slofox]

Am i too subtle for you?

Don't know a piss take when you see it?

Derrrrrrrrrrrr.....................

I knew what you meant KR....np here.....

[_Shrek_]

Am i too subtle for you?

Don't know a piss take when you see it?

Derrrrrrrrrrrr.....................

not until i had posted it then the pc crashed...feeling like a dick about now

[crazyhorse]

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says,

"Mummy mummy Aunty Shona is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

'You rotten Bitch', she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around
naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

[Tink]

Blonde enough to appreciate this one.... hehe