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    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    I think it is the GAY baby fur seal whale penguins they try to protect...

    When that Fitzsimmons person (ugly bitch if it's a woman) from the Greens said that we should all get back to using wood to heat our homes, I just about split a gut. So, I'm supposed to go to the local forest and scavenge for wood? Kinda like back in the old days, circa 1700? And this is supposed to be progress? What a fucking loon! And their election posters which say "Vote for me" and there is a picture of the earth. Oh fucking please....

    No... you take your Stihl chainsaw with you into the forest ( the biggest don't-fuck-with-me model you can buy) and cut down a native tree for your firewood... Durrr!
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    If it wasn't for genetic engineering, insulin-dependent diabetics like myself would be still injecting pig insulin, a very poor substitute.

    What would vegan diabetics do? Choose death?
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    What would vegan diabetics do? Choose death?
    One can only hope. In the mean time I'll just keep sprinkling their tofu with silica gel and telling them it's sea salt.

    Could someone pass my seal skin slippers please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    I think it is the GAY baby fur seal whale penguins they try to protect...
    Sorry: The gay LESBIAN Maori transvestite baby Tibetan vegan fur seal whale penguins.
    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    When that Fitzsimmons person (ugly bitch if it's a woman) from the Greens said that we should all get back to using wood to heat our homes, I just about split a gut. So, I'm supposed to go to the local forest and scavenge for wood? Kinda like back in the old days, circa 1700? And this is supposed to be progress? What a fucking loon! And their election posters which say "Vote for me" and there is a picture of the earth. Oh fucking please....
    One of the basic tennets of the Green loons when you boil it down is that humans are evil and have fucked over the world and that the Earth Mother would be better off without us. When we all fuck off and die she can heal herself.
    'Natural' is good, anything else is evil.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Badjelly View Post
    I think they ask for it back eventually.
    How dare they! Oh the humanity!

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    Slight edit to my above post:... that's after aerial spraying the said forest with 2,4,5T extra strength formula
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    I think it is the GAY baby fur seal whale penguins they try to protect...

    When that Fitzsimmons person (ugly bitch if it's a woman) from the Greens said that we should all get back to using wood to heat our homes, I just about split a gut. So, I'm supposed to go to the local forest and scavenge for wood? Kinda like back in the old days, circa 1700? And this is supposed to be progress? What a fucking loon! And their election posters which say "Vote for me" and there is a picture of the earth. Oh fucking please....
    Um wood is a renewable resourse, unlike oil,coal,water.
    Trees will grow just about anywhere, If farmed properly, 1/4 acre of woodland can keep a house supplied with enough wood indefinatly.
    And If you own the trees its free fuel, heating, cooking, \So there!
    The carbon released by the burning of the wood is less than the carbon removed from the air by the trees you harvest from your woodland.
    I know personally which fuel I would want to be warmed by on a cold night, when its snowing, the power lines are down, and the gass bottles have frozen to the outside wall!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    This morning I see that an "organisation" calling itself GE Free New Zealand is having a moan...
    Burn them!

    Actually, no. Burn the Chinese.

    I'm sure that nobody who's ever done business in China was surprised by the melamine milk story. Being associated with amoral thieving yellow bastards with absolutely no respect for human life is simply one of the costs of drawing profits from that enormous and overinflated economy.

    The simple fact is, if you don't have a white man running every step of every process, you can almost guarantee that someone's ripping you off at some point. I guess Fonterra's directors just learned that the hard way.

    Also, let's burn stupid people. There are plenty of mouth-breathing morons in the world doing harm whilst holding the polar opposite of the 'green' sociopolitical viewpoint, y'know.

    There's nothing intrinsically wrong with Gaia-veneration; it's the lack of multiple brain cells to rub together that causes problems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Also, let's burn stupid people. There are plenty of mouth-breathing morons in the world doing just enormous harm whilst holding the polar opposite of the 'green' sociopolitical viewpoint, y'know.
    That's me crispied then.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    That's me crispied...
    I bet you'd taste great with 'sea salt'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I bet you'd taste great with 'sea salt'.
    ... a nice 6 Euro chianti.
    And a side order of baby fur seal whale penguin chips.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Hmmm but they are still standing and offering money to those in need. Unlike most NZ operated finance companies that bit the dust and took a lot of mum and dads with them.
    Those people that NEED a 42 inch Plasma TV at 25% pa interest??
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Burn the Rednecks I reckon....mainly 'cause theyre generally alot fatter & so theres more calories stored which means more calories released when combusted
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Actually, no. Burn the Chinese.
    Chinese burns FTW!
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    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Those people that NEED a 42 inch Plasma TV at 25% pa interest??
    Plus "establishment", administration and annual account fees, of course.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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