Neighbours - Any non-confrontational options?

[Gubb]

Invite the local HOG chapter round for a Barbie. Scare 'em with your tough mates.

I suspect a quiet word with the local constabulary may be the way to go, they might already be looking at them for something, and need some extra encouragement.

[MadDuck]

.or get outside at 7am on the weekends, n play country n western or church sermons as loud as you can...

Now this appeals to my sense of humour. Anyone up for a sing along at Duckies place early on a Sunday morning?

[Maha]

I know 'people'....a quite knock on the door and the neighbours will have to look skyward to see whos casting a shadow...

[Trudes]

Buy a wee smokey 2 stroke, take the muffler off, start it up at 7am outside their bedroom windows every morning and rev the shit out of it. May not quieten them down, but it'll make you feel better.

[MadDuck]

I know 'people'....a quite knock on the door and the neighbours will have to look skyward to see whos casting a shadow...

Cool. I say call your people because if this short assed duck turns up on their doorstep I think they would merely laugh downwards!

[skidMark]

Cool. I say call your people because if this short assed duck turns up on their doorstep I think they would merely laugh downwards!

i smell the location on the kb christmas or new years party....

[s8306]

Do what Gubb said about the Hog Chapter,and have your own party, but in their house,univited, and see if they get the message,something tells me they would.

[NOMIS]

You could go to church on Sunday and pray hard

good idea..

[SixPackBack]

PM me the address and I will get you the landlords details.

[MadDuck]

Do what Gubb said about the Hog Chapter,and have your own party, but in their house,univited, and see if they get the message,something tells me they would.

I own a harley yep. But I have no affliation with any HOG chapters and dont want to.

I get the feeling if I organised such a turn out they would all come look at the bikes and say "choice bike bro"...giz a ride.

[Littlewheels]

hate to tell you this but we have the neighbours from hell across the road, took 2 years, smashed fences aftera brawl and someone getting bottled before all the neighbours rang the tenancy agent and they were turfed out. ring the council and document everything. the council have to keep details confidential. you can ring as soon as the noise starts and after 11pm they will enforce a noise order, if they come out again they will be fined and they can impound the stereo, but at least it will stop before too late at night.
put the hose on the dogs, you could also decide to mow your lawn really early the next day after the noise.

[MadDuck]

hate to tell you this but we have the neighbours from hell across the road, took 2 years, smashed fences aftera brawl and someone getting bottled before all the neighbours rang the tenancy agent and they were turfed out. ring the council and document everything.

Whilst I may appear mild mannered there is no way this will go on for that long.

[Motu]

Don't do anything stupid...it's stupid.I've ripped fuses out of fuse boxes and thrown them away....turned the hose on into open car windows.VERY dangerous acts if you are my size....and they are their size.Think rationally.

For our neighbours who fortunately only fight and scream at each other - we ring the landlord (HNZ),put the phone out the window so they can hear it too.Then they ring the police and noise control.We log all episodes for hopefully later use.HNZ want them out,but have to build a case.The dog hung itself on our side of the fence and stayed there all day,so that problem solved itself.

But who will we get next....this lot aren't too bad apart from the violence to themselves.

[Robbo]

Just burn their house down. Problem solved but make sure that you've got a watertight alibi.

[BIHB@0610]

PM me - I know people at the top of the regulatory food chain.