Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Ah yes, I love good feedback.........
You hum it son.......... you got the stamina for 2 races??
He wasn't first home in the Taupo 1/2 marathon......... You want someone fast? Get Sidecar Bob to team with ya. Mention there's poon over by ya bike, and he'll be there faster than Robbie Bugdens Superbike!! (Oh, but he'll be sniffing around for it for the whole duration of the race...... so probably not a good idea.....)(Actually, if he does find some, he'll be at it until the 30th..... so I recommend you just go with the Chinese gooseberry)
Mate, I'll decide!! I'll allow ape hangers on your wheel chair Idle. But it'll also have to have wheelie bars too!!
Ooh ooh..... what about having the flag drop, and then you have to get dressed in your leathers first at the side of the track, then run to your bike?? Gives another meaning to first in, best dressed!!
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Actually, we should do what the sidecar class did years back for the preliminary races. Put the swingers names in a hat, then the riders have to pull out the name, and then the poor bastard would have to swing on the chosen rig!! Made for great amusement and hilarity. (And the odd bruised ass and pride.... and many beers.....)
Imagine Jrandom teaming up with Stroud........., or Enema teaming up with Merkel.......
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
No Motards ....................boring
Ive run out of fucks to give
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Why don't we turn this into a real test of endurance. Why don't we make it compulsory for each rider to have to complete an obstacle course prior to getting on the bike, so they're stuffed before the start?........
Now that would separate the men from the...... unfit men.....
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
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