Get your cage fixed (and your eyes!)

**slofox** · 3rd October 2008, 11:56

To the driver of the Dark Blue Toyota Starlet, *PH368...between Cambridge and Hamilton this morning, circa 10.00am:

Dear Sir,
1. I note with some concern that you are visually impaired. May I suggest that you get yourself to an optometrist ASAP before you kill yourself? Or someone else even?
2. I also note with concern that your vehicle is missing its indicator lights. Again, may I suggest that you have this matter seen to forthwith? Then other road user could be informed of your intention to swerve across in front of them as you change lanes before you actually do the deed......that way they can get out of your way....
3. I also noted that you were busy sorting stuff out on the passenger seat beside you as you hurtled down the Expressway at some 120km/hr, whilst weaving in and out of both lanes as noted above. Would it be possible for you to get your arse out of bed five minutes earlier in the morning so you can do this chore before you attempt to drive?
4. To cap it off, I was right there behind you when we arrived in Hamilton, both (through some miracle) still intact. Your efforts gained you precisely NO extra time. I got there at the same time as you despite being a pussycat and riding safely. Think about that.
5. Finally, I noted that you were not a pimple faced youth with a reversed baseball cap on your head and a major concern about your sexual prowess. You looked old enough to have more sense than you displayed.....but maybe you are just fuckin' senile??????

This notice brought to you with compliments of Hillcrest Fine Wines, in the interests of Community Road Safety.

**marioc** · 3rd October 2008, 12:09

I fail to see the point of these kind of threads no offence

**sinfull** · 3rd October 2008, 12:13

Gimme a B... ...

**BOGAR** · 3rd October 2008, 12:24

The WOF expired more than 2 years ago (22nd June 2006).
Licence expiry: 2007, December 27th (expired more than 9 months ago).
This person should not be on the road at all and in my mind is just waiting to kill someone. FFS why dont these people get their car inpounded.

**Tank** · 3rd October 2008, 12:33

Originally Posted by sinfull

Gimme a B... ...

"B" <10chars>

**Tank** · 3rd October 2008, 12:35

Originally Posted by marioc

I fail to see the point of these kind of threads no offence

Thats where you are wrong. I know for a fact that a lot of cage drivers check in here every morning (logged in as guest) simply to see if they did anything wrong (that may have pissed off a biker) driving to work that morning.

**KiwiRat** · 3rd October 2008, 12:37

*555 is a whole lot less keys to press, with a far better result.

**sinfull** · 3rd October 2008, 12:38

Originally Posted by RED YZFR6

The WOF expired more than 2 years ago (22nd June 2006).
Licence expiry: 2007, December 27th (expired more than 9 months ago).
This person should not be on the road at all and in my mind is just waiting to kill someone. FFS why dont these people get their car inpounded.

dates dont seem to add up ! say she'd be a plate swap ! you'd think you'd take it easy if so !

**slofox** · 3rd October 2008, 12:42

Originally Posted by marioc

I fail to see the point of these kind of threads no offence

No offence taken Marioc - it is just a way of venting feelings when I see the sort of driving I saw in this case.......not meant to have any more point than that....
As far as *555 goes, its kinda hard to do the phone thing on the bike........