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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Le Mans start
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Can't run?? You mean the Le Mans start?
    We'll supply ya a wheel chair or skate board..........
    will it have to meet MNZ regulations? What if the handlebars are over 900mm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Ah, now I remember why I wanted to team up with Fruitibix.
    I think scrivy should have a sprint comp before the time the slowest runner is the starter
    Second is the fastest loser

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    Ah yes, I love good feedback.........

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    Hopefully i'll be in the junior race on the FZR, if there is enough post classic pre 89s.... I can then be Dan's partner aboard the 1400 in the 3 hour

    Scrivy?
    You hum it son.......... you got the stamina for 2 races??

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Ah, now I remember why I wanted to team up with Fruitibix.
    He wasn't first home in the Taupo 1/2 marathon......... You want someone fast? Get Sidecar Bob to team with ya. Mention there's poon over by ya bike, and he'll be there faster than Robbie Bugdens Superbike!! (Oh, but he'll be sniffing around for it for the whole duration of the race...... so probably not a good idea.....) (Actually, if he does find some, he'll be at it until the 30th..... so I recommend you just go with the Chinese gooseberry)

    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    will it have to meet MNZ regulations? What if the handlebars are over 900mm?
    Mate, I'll decide!! I'll allow ape hangers on your wheel chair Idle. But it'll also have to have wheelie bars too!!
    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    I think scrivy should have a sprint comp before the time the slowest runner is the starter
    Ooh ooh..... what about having the flag drop, and then you have to get dressed in your leathers first at the side of the track, then run to your bike?? Gives another meaning to first in, best dressed!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post


    You hum it son.......... you got the stamina for 2 races??
    Of course i do

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    Actually, we should do what the sidecar class did years back for the preliminary races. Put the swingers names in a hat, then the riders have to pull out the name, and then the poor bastard would have to swing on the chosen rig!! Made for great amusement and hilarity. (And the odd bruised ass and pride.... and many beers.....)

    Imagine Jrandom teaming up with Stroud........., or Enema teaming up with Merkel.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    Of course i do
    So why does his Randomness call you a 2 minute wonder then??
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    So why does his Randomness call you a 2 minute wonder then??
    Cos i do 2 minute laps round Taupo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    Cos i do 2 minute laps round Taupo?
    Ah yes, that'll explain it.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Actually, we should do what the sidecar class did years back for the preliminary races. Put the swingers names in a hat, then the riders have to pull out the name, and then the poor bastard would have to swing on the chosen rig!! Made for great amusement and hilarity. (And the odd bruised ass and pride.... and many beers.....)

    Imagine Jrandom teaming up with Stroud........., or Enema teaming up with Merkel.......
    That sounds like a good idea

    PS I like the get dressed thing as well. Also when they change riders there must be a little have to do as well. Maybe the same type of thing when the rider stop the other one has to get into his or her gear.
    Second is the fastest loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    or Enema teaming up with Merkel.......
    Enema teaming up with WHO???!!!!!!!!!!! he's an ex WSB champion? He's not doing the endurance race is he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Enema teaming up with WHO???!!!!!!!!!!! he's an ex WSB champion? He's not doing the endurance race is he?
    That guy who won 2 x World Superbike Championships. It says he's doing it in the latest Motorcycle Trader mag........ I heard he wanted to put the shits up Trashie and Drew.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    That sounds like a good idea

    PS I like the get dressed thing as well. Also when they change riders there must be a little have to do as well. Maybe the same type of thing when the rider stop the other one has to get into his or her gear.
    Why don't we turn this into a real test of endurance. Why don't we make it compulsory for each rider to have to complete an obstacle course prior to getting on the bike, so they're stuffed before the start?........
    Now that would separate the men from the...... unfit men.....
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I heard he wanted to put the shits up Trashie and Drew.......
    Trashie dont race anymore dude
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