Rossi is gay

[Motardman]

After reading his books and observing his behaviour around his "very best friend!?"-'Uccio' I have come to the conclusion that Rossi is a shirt lifter.

Think about it. If any normal young man had the fame and talent that Rossi possess there would be either a stunning tart at his side [a la Stoner], or an endless procession of hapless females to hang out of each trackday.

I can only find two photo's of Rossi with a women, both look scripted and well out in the open.................face it folks ROSSI IS GAY

Only gays have gaydar

[Big Dave]

Course you would. You ride a Vespa.

BTW -- surely `Mick' is meant to be `Mike'

The numbers say otherwise in 500s and not overall. (from memory)

This is probably as close as definitive/quantitative as you can get.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...d_Prix_winners

The rest is subjective. Go Hugh Anderson!

[imdying]

Sir Doohan is definitely a 'hard man' (oooer, can I say that in the context of this thread)... he's well earnt his placement on any list.

[Big Dave]

Someone with time should take the top names off that list and make a who is the best ever poll ?

I'm writin'.

[SixPackBack]

Only gays have gaydar

Whatever the fuck that is?

[Motardman]

Whatever the fuck that is?

There you go see.....you've got it......you knew he was gay but you don't know quite how you knew.....

[SixPackBack]

To the doubters:
Check the last motogp race where rossi wins the world title [and comes 2nd in the race], "Uccio" holds Rossi in what could only be described as a loving embrace passionately kissing him. The reaction from the commentators is marked describing Uccio as Rossi's 'very, very best friend'........the infliction in his tone and pregnant pause afterwards left little doubt as to his opinion on the matter.
You fuckers can shoot the messenger, but you cannot change the facts........ROSSI IS GAY

[raftn]

Rossi is gay...........next minute you will be telling me Helen Clark is a women.........

[Badjelly]

Check the last motogp race where rossi wins the world title [and comes 2nd in the race].

The reaction from the commentators is marked describing Uccio as Rossi's 'very, very best friend'........the infliction in his tone and pregnant pause afterwards left little doubt as to his opinion on the matter.

Oh well, that settles it then. The MotoGP commentators are never wrong. True, they often fail to notice the lead has changed in the race until half a lap after it happens, but on something like this their opinion (as conveyed by slight variations in tone and timing) is solid gold.

PS: at the last race (Phillip Island) Rossi came second, but he'd already wrapped up the title at the previous race (Motegi) where he won. So your description of events is incorrect. Not that I'd ever imply that this reduces your credibility. Why that would be a cheap rhetorical trick.

You fuckers can shoot the messenger...

Sure thing. Just name the time and place.

[MIXONE]

I'd happily turn gay if it meant I could ride a bike like him.

[Storm]

Sure thing. Just name the time and place.

You Rossi supporters really are in denial on this aren't you?

[Badjelly]

You Rossi supporters really are in denial on this aren't you?

That's tough, but probably fair. Actually, my opinion is that he probably is gay, but I don't know for sure (but I am sure that you don't know either) and I don't care.

[vifferman]

To the doubters:
Check the last motogp race where rossi wins the world title [and comes 2nd in the race], "Uccio" holds Rossi in what could only be described as a loving embrace passionately kissing him.

That's a very Yurpeen thing. Doesn't mean he's gay.
But (however!) if he was - so what? He's still a fucking good rider, and great entertainment.

If he suddenly announced to the world he enjoyed fucking goats, I'm sure he'd lose very few fans, and he'd still be fantabulously wealthy.
And he'd still be six-time MotoGP World Champion.

[imdying]

You Rossi supporters really are in denial on this aren't you?

You own a bike called the 'Goose', you're hardly in a position to be pointing fingers mate

[Maha]

To the doubters:
Check the last motogp race where rossi wins the world title [and comes 2nd in the race], "Uccio" holds Rossi in what could only be described as a loving embrace passionately kissing him. The reaction from the commentators is marked describing Uccio as Rossi's 'very, very best friend'........the infliction in his tone and pregnant pause afterwards left little doubt as to his opinion on the matter.
You fuckers can shoot the messenger, but you cannot change the facts........ROSSI IS GAY

So you wouldn't turn for Rossi??
Think of the life you would have...acting all camp in shit!
Anything you want/everything you want/any bike/s you want/travel all over the world/dont have to work ever again/there must be chicks around somewhere?....you have Rossi!.and all you have to do is put out a few times a years....most good riders dont have sex before a race (so ya safe there) dont be so harsh on the little fag, females from 17-70 love him.