Unexpected Spanish inquisition
Donald Rumsfeld is giving President George W Bush his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying, "And yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers werekilled."
"Oh No!" the President exclaims, "That's terrible!"
His staff is stunned at this display of emotion, and watching nervouslyas the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
Forum whore
Rumsfeld could also come up with some interesting lines, eg:
The Unknown
As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know.
http://www.slate.com/id/2081042/
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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Unexpected Spanish inquisition
Originally Posted by pete376403
Say what?!
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
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Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.
"I've got a problem," says W.
"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster," replies W.
"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.
Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
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As long as we're bush-bashing...
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.
With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Smarty pants... since ages ago
I knew that...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Unexpected Spanish inquisition
Fibber!
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
Smarty pants... since ages ago
am not...Fibber!
I know there are more known unknowns, than there are unknown unknowns...
DON'T BELIEVE ME...??? Name one unknown unknown...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Unexpected Spanish inquisition
Only if you name a known unkown then.... (and maybe not even then, lol)am not...
I know there are more known unknowns, than there are unknown unknowns...
DON'T BELIEVE ME...??? Name one unknown unknown...
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
Smarty pants... since ages ago
I asked first... but if you gave an unknown unkown, it would then be a known unknown... so there can.t be any...Only if you name a known unkown then.... (and maybe not even then, lol)
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Unexpected Spanish inquisition
Doing things that are inherently dangerous, such as attempting linguistic superiority over FJRider, does not necessarily indicate courage. While fun to try... it can only lead to pain and/or embarrassment
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes
Hardcore Biker
Well before it was known it was unknown, which means there can be unknown unknown's...just not known unknown unknown's.
On the road again!!!
am not...
I know there are more known unknowns, than there are unknown unknowns...
DON'T BELIEVE ME...??? Name one unknown unknown...Only if you name a known unkown then.... (and maybe not even then, lol)say what?,
my heads gona explode
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