Kiwi Biker's son abducted

[Fatjim]

Look John, If you're not going to say something constructive .......

[Finn]

Cover their country with McCafes...Then slip in and grab the kid while they are all suffering caffeine withdrawal.

Ever tried Turkish coffee?

[Mully]

Well lets start burning labour voters houses until the Turkish government coughs up.

Lets start burning labour voters until the Turkish government coughs up.

And then burn some more.

[Finn]

Lets try and keep this serious. If Helen Clark manages to get this boy home where he belongs then I promise I'll wear an "I love Helen" Tshirt on a KB ride.

If she pulls this off at least I could say she has done one good thing in 9 years.

[MSTRS:Me]

Ever tried Turkish coffee?

Pure caffeine, mixed with river silt.
Tastes like shit.
Kicks like a mule.
McCafe coffee shares the taste, but not the rest...

[Finn]

But if there's a Turkish embassy or such like in Auckland I'd be a starter for a ride in demo. Make a bit of fuss, bureaucrats hate being in the limelight.

Actually I just spoke with Bruce and he thinks a group ride in support of bringing dylan home would be fantastic. We'd get a TV crew organised as well as a BBQ afterwards.

What do you think guys?

[James Deuce]

Sounds like a plan.

[Ixion]

Time and place .

[RantyDave]

The only effective solution here is to hire some professionals to go and "abduct" this child back to New Zealand. Seriously.

While this seems like the simplest, most expedient and quite probably cheapest solution it does fall down with practicality. Like, just where the fuck is he? How do you get the little mite out of the country once Turkish border guards are alerted to a missing child? What do you do once he gets back here and the Turkish government starts asking ours to kick the door down and get the kid back - bearing in mind that as far as they're concerned we're all settled and the kid is now legally 'with' his mother. Or something.

Re-reading it I'm not sure I fully get whose side the mother is on, either. "But after he left, the family threatened to cut Nil off completely if she left." - so, tell her family to get fucked and wing off back to enzed to live happily ever after.

I would hire a PR firm; ensure Winston gets roasted for being such a useless cocksucker; and make it clear that a similar fate awaits whoever is next in power if they don't sort it out.

Dave

[Ixion]

Barstool embassy is in Wellington

Embassy of the Republic of Turkey, Wellington

Street Address: Level 8, 15-17 Murphy Street, Thorndon, Wellington 6011

Consulate general in Auckland

Consulate-General of the Republic of Turkey - Auckland

Street Address: No. 9 Marama Street, Torbay, Auckland 0630

[Finn]

Time and place .

Might be difficult for Steven Hawkins to come along unless we change his gearing. Sorry, you said place. Good point.

We could start at Swashbucklers in Westhaven and end there as well. Lots of space for bikes and there's a great outdoor area for BBQ and drinks.

As for when, the sooner the better! What's everybody doing this Sat?

[Tank]

Actually I just spoke with Bruce and he thinks a group ride in support of bringing dylan home would be fantastic. We'd get a TV crew organised as well as a BBQ afterwards.

What do you think guys?

Any protest outside the embasy is a good idea - Count me in.

[RantyDave]

Here, vote this up

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Dave

[SPman]

Yes, Turkey are a signatory to the Hague Convention and they also recognise NZ's membership. However, Turkey doesn't "fully comply" with the Convention.

Nor does NZ - except when it's convenient!

[Finn]

Here, vote this up

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Dave

Thanks. How does that site work?