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    You don't need food as such you need the right TYPE of food more specifically, I (highly) recommend........ice cream (lots of it), beer, switch to normal butter, normal milk etc etc & don't do any exercise at all.



    Goddamit i'm jealous right now lol
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    Try Dr Robbo's stable diet of Beer, Pies and Fish and Chips. Six times per day.
    Guaranteed to show positive results.

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    refined carbs is what you need. White bread, sugar, scones, potatoes, kumara.. Bread and honey with cream on for puddin. Fat wont do it, carbs will.

    Hey I like skinny girls anyway.. you all look marvellous with your knees in your armpits, and all sorts of other ways too.. Pouty button muffin titties and bouncy tiny bums - bring it on I say. Put up your pic on your profile, and I'm sure you will get some positive, er, feedback, rather than complaints.

    Here, lemme spank ur skinny butt.. love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post


    As those who have meet me know. There isn't a hell of a lot to me. I'm pretty damn skinny (or so I'm constantly told).

    Got checked out by the Dr. He reckons all is sweet.

    Started a "EAT EVERYTHING" diet. Spent more than double my normal budget on food, from good fats (Avocardo, nuts, yadda yadda) to bad fats (Pies... sausage rolls, burgerking, McD's yadda yadda) to eating constantly all day. Toast with every meal etc to the point that eating is more like a fucking chore than anything else.

    I havnt been doing my eat everything diet for long, but its not working... my "added-on fat" for this month is 200g And to boot its not actually even fat, as my over-all body fat percentage for this month dropped by .6% (less than 15% body fat).

    I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

    Fucking fat cunts
    Fuck I never noticed..........how about "Geez can you sell me a REEEALLY cheap Kawasaki"

    "Those that matter don't care and those that care don't matter"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOMIS View Post
    try a high protein high carb diet , not fats .
    Oh I have. I live with a personal trainer and have her mates (professional body buildler... marathon people [whats with running when your life doesnt depend on it?] and all sorts of health freaks... I have seriously tried every... and then put them all together and tried everything all at once (the EAT EVERYTHING diet).

    The first month I was on this diet I did the whole protein shakes (as well as what comes in normal food) thing with all my meals... Even went for one stage of having 4 shakes a day (on-top of food) for over 6 months and it didnt help.
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    Oh I have. I live with a personal trainer and have her mates (professional body buildler... marathon people [whats with running when your life doesnt depend on it?] and all sorts of health freaks... I have seriously tried every... and then put them all together and tried everything all at once (the EAT EVERYTHING diet).

    The first month I was on this diet I did the whole protein shakes (as well as what comes in normal food) thing with all my meals... Even went for one stage of having 4 shakes a day (on-top of food) for over 6 months and it didnt help.
    I was the same, Before i went to army i was a gym junky for about a year only put on 5kg in a year got a 6% body fat thats about what a body builder has befopre a comp and i only got to 70kg i was on hig protein ect. now im older im at 72kg but back into the gym and it hasnt moved. still exactly the same except im sure my body fat alot higher lol
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    Wanna lolly?

    OFFERING!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    OFFERING!

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Blah

    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
    Maybe you would you like some meat in your diet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Maybe you would you like some meat in your diet?
    lol ohh the things I could say
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol ohh the things I could say
    I must spread myself around etc...

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    It gets old pretty quick huh...

    I wanna go on that fatty show on TV be the Crash Diet dummy... I'd eat all that shit and they'd say "how'd that make you feel?" and I'd respond... "Good... lets do it again... with more pies this time aye"

    IAM INTO IT ( SOory didnt mean to shout).yeah lets do do it....iam out for a it........cream buns .........4 dozen.....................iam going for a ride to-morrow ,,,,,,,,,,pm me........be back late arvo...... lets do it .....................BTW are you m/f............dosent mater...... iam going to to do it ...pork pies heaps.........
    dont you get sick of cunts callining ya skinny....fuck i can go on and on................................................ ..............
    kev

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    if you smoke... quit... you'll put on wait fast then???

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    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Its not like people go around saying 'oh your so fat' to fat people hey?
    I do, I said it to Archerwc last week as a matter of fat oops fact.


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    Good grief! I'm not sure what's worse: skinny people or skinny people who moan about being skinny.

    I am still searching for my inner skinny person in my daily struggle against anorexia...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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