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    Stop stressing !! lol And give the see food diet a miss, just had a squis at ya profile yr only 24, sheite it'll only come back to haunt ya ! Just eat healthy stay happy and continue to tell the fat bastards to fuck right off !
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    Quote Originally Posted by scuzeme View Post
    I dont know is that where i make an O shape with my lips and try to inflate your tits by blowing through your nipples??
    I really doubt physics would let that work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Stop stressing !! lol And give the see food diet a miss, just had a squis at ya profile yr only 24, sheite it'll only come back to haunt ya ! Just eat healthy stay happy and continue to tell the fat bastards to fuck right off !
    I like what you say! Very true! Not woth the hassle of stressing over eh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    ..... and i hear one more paperthin female saying how HARD it is to have folk commenting on how svelt they are I'M probably going to have an equally bad reaction

    please DON'T waste your breath telling the rather more rotund-and-voluptuous-in-an-adiposular-manner majority of women how awful you are having it when weight-reduction has spawned a mega-multi-million-dollar industry ............ they won't believe you - that may be unfair but then LIFE's unfair

    don't believe me? then just ask yourself how you can get away with calling the more amply-endowed on here 'fucking fat cunts' with impunity but if one of those maligned sisters called YOU something equally derogatory in relation to YOUR weight, you'd probably smirk and say they were jealous

    [and, before you ask ... no, i'm not - some of us don't have body image problems]
    You lady are my hero and I concur completely with everything you've said there .

    FFS if one more skinny person gets their knickers in a twist about being given shit for being skinny and unable to put on weight on here..I'll just eat them! Like really?! Poor me I get smart comments from strangers because I don't have to worry about ever getting fat and though I look skinny enough that some busy bodies give me shit about it I am actually very healthy...ok then umm so what's the problem?

    Who gives a crap what others think - if they are bolshy enough to give you shit to your face openly then be bolshy enough to tell them to 'FUck off already' openly. Hopefully you've gotten enough stroking and kind words on here to realise this for yourself and will go forth and live in peace with the body you were given - cos really there are way better things to get twisted up over. Just say to the next person who gives you shit about it..."If I wanted to hear from an arsehole I would've farted" and then just saunter off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    I still reckon you need some meat in your diet...

    The "guaranteed weight increase in 9 months" plan?
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    The "guaranteed weight increase in 9 months" plan?
    Either that or the results can great for one's complexion

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post


    As those who have meet me know. There isn't a hell of a lot to me. I'm pretty damn skinny (or so I'm constantly told).

    Got checked out by the Dr. He reckons all is sweet.

    Started a "EAT EVERYTHING" diet. Spent more than double my normal budget on food, from good fats (Avocardo, nuts, yadda yadda) to bad fats (Pies... sausage rolls, burgerking, McD's yadda yadda) to eating constantly all day. Toast with every meal etc to the point that eating is more like a fucking chore than anything else.

    I havnt been doing my eat everything diet for long, but its not working... my "added-on fat" for this month is 200g And to boot its not actually even fat, as my over-all body fat percentage for this month dropped by .6% (less than 15% body fat).

    I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

    Fucking fat cunts

    Eat more pies

    If you stop scaring the shit out of yourself on that kwakasucky you might have half a chance






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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post


    As those who have meet me know. There isn't a hell of a lot to me. I'm pretty damn skinny (or so I'm constantly told).

    Got checked out by the Dr. He reckons all is sweet.

    Started a "EAT EVERYTHING" diet. Spent more than double my normal budget on food, from good fats (Avocardo, nuts, yadda yadda) to bad fats (Pies... sausage rolls, burgerking, McD's yadda yadda) to eating constantly all day. Toast with every meal etc to the point that eating is more like a fucking chore than anything else.

    I havnt been doing my eat everything diet for long, but its not working... my "added-on fat" for this month is 200g And to boot its not actually even fat, as my over-all body fat percentage for this month dropped by .6% (less than 15% body fat).

    I'm so sick of people giving me shit about being skinny. If another person says to me "Geez dont you eat?" I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!

    Fucking fat cunts
    It is simple:

    Take in more calories then you burn and see the kilo's add.

    Used to coach body builders. Protein shakes is what you take. 2 - 3 a day. Add some good stuff like eggs, bananas etc. But keep a count on calories. It's not that hard. You find lists and books re it all. And there are small scales that will do the counting for you.

    Why not add muscle instead of fat?

    And if it all fails... try pregnancy

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    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Oh that sucks!
    Its not like people go around saying 'oh your so fat' to fat people hey?
    !

    They don't? I have to get some nicer friends....
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    Im the same i tryed food and alcamahole i dont work protein bars do but fuckd if u wanna spend 4 bucks per bar

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    Not a solution i'd reccoment but--get pregnant.
    Jorja was as skinny as you before her first kid
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    lol so not getting pregnant...

    I dont mind too much how I am... Would like to be a bit more toned and thats coming along well, just sick of the comments (whole point of this thread). I'm going to keep on with my eat everything diet, but yeah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    RANT......I'm gonna kick them in the fucking kneecap! So fuck off already!
    be careful u don't snap.

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    OP: dude im exactly the same, but I dont worry so much about it.

    try doing weights, muscle weighs more than fat anyway, and because you dont have to convert or fight off fat you'll find building muscle easier.

    personally I can down a quarter pounder with added pattie and cheese, medium fries medium drink, cheese burger, chocolate sunday in a sitting and wish I'd got a large....

    I usually get a good square meal, vege, meat etc sometimes pasta sometimes rice but still dont see any changes.

    oh I drink a bit like a fish...2 beers a night usually...

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    I concur with what's been said - skinny people who think they "can't gain weight" just aren't eating.

    Sorry, pf, you think you're eating shitloads, but you're not. Weigh your food, work out the caloric intake. Food in - work out = fat stored. If your doc's checked your thyroid and suchlike then that's all there is to it.

    And fuck letting your body grow mass naturally, that takes too long. Just get on the juice. You wouldn't be too worried about a heavier jaw, facial stubble and growing a mini-cock, surely?

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