Bloody Halloween!

[rottiguy]

haha yep that's another reason I love my dogs, I hear the clink of the front gate and the dogs start barking their bollocks off and by the time I get to the front door the little muteoids have legged it down the road trick, treat, or bite on the arse

I don't do Halloween - bloody imported celebrations for retail purposes piss me off!

I also don't do Xmas, Easter, Valentines day or anything else that requires financial outlay, apart from birthdays which I feel are a valid celebration of something real.

So my wife bought some small chocolate bars in case we have any neighbourhood scrotes scavenging at our door.

I've just hidden them.

Damned if I'm feeding the neighbourhood bunnies, after having spent several hundred dollars in paint covering their bloody tagging on my fence over the last 12 months!

I'm such a meanie... I love it...

[RantyDave]

Having just seen that killjoy "family values" woman on Close Up, I can now say with certainty that I am all for this valuable link to our pre-christian past.

I had a quite glorious experience this evening to which I hope you will relate.

Or, in other words, check this shit out.

So, I take the kids trick/treating. It's a nice neighbourhood so they didn't score any weed, but never mind. They did, however, get little orange baggies from the obscenely Christian house - neatly tied up with little tags that have messages about how Jesus loves them or something. We then meet up with the zillion other kids in our little village hall thing and they are all taking the piss out of these little "Jesus loves you" tags. Wonderful. Makes me hopeful for the future.

Dave

[RantyDave]

I then asked if they had any good tricks ? What are you meant to do huh ?

Well, if you don't ask...

Dave

[Deano]

I heard the 'christians' were organising a "saints and angels" party tonight .

[Fatt Max]

I'm loving the scary season this year.

You see, I now own a big black dog with sharp teeth and hind leg muscles the size of Rangitoto island.

Had a couple of the local kiddy winks knock on my door, disturbing my footie viewing pleasure so I let the mutt answer it. The little urchin dressed as a pirate (...???...) fair shite himself when Spanner came bounding towards him. I laughed so much I had a little seepage, if you know what I mean.

Fecking entertainment

Oh, I also saw a chick with knockers like a dead heat in a zeppelin race squeezed into a little Saucy Witch outfit. Another reason to love halloween

Now, wher's my tissues.....

[Hitcher]

I heard the 'christians' were organising a "saints and angels" party tonight .

Oh for god's sake...

[Mully]

Oh for god's sake...

Yes, that is precisely why.

[Sparrowhawk]

I heard the 'christians' were organising a "saints and angels" party tonight .

Great

First, just like the post above where parents were hosting a party, keeps the kids safe but they can still dress up & have fun.

Second, keeps the little shits off my front doorstep demanding lollies.

Donor, it's only rape if your cat doesn't consent. I've seen her work. Naughty pussy

[Gremlin]

We have to be doing something right... not a single knock

House is on the road... obviously East Auckland is a dangerous place to be doing a walkabout. I swear its not my fault either!

[Trudes]

We didn't have any either, but I think that has more to do with the neighbours kids spending the weekend at their dad's house more than us being grumpy fucks!

[James Deuce]

Pleased to say that I no longer have any bags of melamine loaded Chinese lollies in the house now.

[jafar]

We had a couple of lots of kids round last night with their parents, the costumes were neat & they all seemed to be having fun.
Stepdaughter went out with her friends (in costume) & had fun too.....
Makes more sense than celebrating Guy Fawkes failing to blow up politicians

[James Deuce]

Makes more sense than celebrating Guy Fawkes failing to blow up politicians

The dude was an Italian Mercenary and he was employed by a group trying to prevent the evolution of the sort of society that you live in now.

It is worth celebrating.

[Jez]

The dude was an Italian Mercenary and he was employed by a group trying to prevent the evolution of the sort of society that you live in now.

It is worth celebrating.

who gives a rats ass about why we celebrate Guy Fawkes??? I just like blowing shit up plain and f%^king simple!

btw the kids had a good time trick or treating, but it would have been nicer if we had the jack'o'lanterns giving us a clue as to which houses they were welcome and which houses they were gonna receive a nasty "F^^^ OFF!!!" from ... i mean telling a 6 and a 4 year old to "F^^^ OFF!!!" is a bit rough no matter what your views on halloween are ... fortunately they forgot about it faster than dad did

[JMemonic]

I rell you if you are a shift worker this is a bastard of an idea, cant get any sleep before you start a night shift, boo hoo say the friends of this event well consider this the person who has had no sleep is the ED nurse or doctor, you or yours get hit by a drunk driver out cruising to impress all the hotties, once at the hospital said staff are too tired to make the correct decision.

Ok I am not in that serious a position but I know folks who are and you put a note on the door say don't bother not interested sleeping what ever the little prats still knock.