
Originally Posted by
Mom
Make a fist with a few keys poking out between your fingers. A quick rake of knuckles down face makes a person hurt, and with any luck mark them enough for later identification. Even holding them in a clenched fist with the keys facing out away from your little finger end and jabbing will create a bit of pain. These things are not designed to actually stop someone grabbing you, but hopefully the element of surprise and a bit of pain will make them let go and allow you to leg it making a hell of a racket as you do!
Not very efficient if you know how to throw a decent punch... Truth be told one of the best defensive techniques is a quick sharp kick over the shin and then run.
Something which is not illegal and very nasty... You can, with the right recipe and a small amount of chemistry, make a concentrate of the smell emitted by rotting bodies. A bit of this sprayed into the face of a would be assailant is likely to see them on their knees, spewing their guts out. Be quick to run upwind though.
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