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    You won't believe what my wife just said to me...

    She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

    I'm sure she never mean't to hurt you like that....
    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    It could be argued that to put anyone on a ZX10 is "just stupid".



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    Leave her.

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    So... what sort of car you looking at ... ???
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    So... what sort of car you looking at ... ???
    Or more importantly, what year/model new wife ya looking for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quailboy View Post
    Leave her.
    Yep, it's over. Sorry man =(

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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Or more importantly, what year/model new wife ya looking for?
    The later the model... the higher the maintainence...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    maybe you could trade her in on another bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

    '08 Boulevard M50 (Buzz Buzz)
    ^I thought those was a car^

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'



    Hey dude, dont fret. I lead a focus group councilling people who have had to experience just this kind of pain and hurt. All you have to do is take the forst step and ask for help. Remember, a hangover lasting 1000 days starts with one beer.

    Also, never forget that 100% of divorces start with marriage. Important statistic that one.

    Otherwise, tell me where she works / has coffee / works out etc and I'll go round there and dance naked in front of all her mates.

    There is always a shoulder here man.

    Now, lets all hold hands..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by outlawtorn View Post
    She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

    The Monster , what kind of woman says stuff like that?

    Fatt Max and his willingness to dance naked in front of her and friends sound like a plan.

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    I hear the Toyota Prius's are good....

    Outstanding environmentally-friendly performance and fuel efficiency & what not... The grey ones are the best.

    Your bike would make a good deposit.

    http://www.toyota.co.nz/NewVehicles/...assenger/Prius
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    falcon punch!!!
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    Maybe she's right, maybe you need some help:

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=49889

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    I say take it international... move to Edgecumbe...
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