How does an old man make himself feel good?

[JimO]

most old guys get rid of the wife, buy a convertable (or a gixxer) and get a new younger women..............to feel better

[FlangMasterJ]

I like that tall one in the middle

Yeah shes a handsome broad.

Me likes the one on the right.

[GIXser]

most old guys get rid of the wife, buy a convertable (or a gixxer) and get a new younger women..............to feel better

yeah ...so whats the downside..???? lol

[SixPackBack]

What happened after you shagged 'em bro'

[Manxman]

Noooice background scenery.

However, I couldn't help thinking of a joke I heard recently, that went something like this:

Pilot dies and goes to pilot Hell. Meets yer man, who says that when he gets back from lunch, he'll be asking the pilot to choose one of the three doors in front of him. While the Big D is gone, he takes the opportunity to check out his fate.

Behind door 1, he sees other pilots doing perpetual pre-flight checks.

Behind door 2, the pilots are performing never-ending emergency landings.

Behind door 3, is a bevvy of blonde air hostesses (not unlike the ones in the picture), waiting on the pilot's every whim.

Anyhoo, Big D returns and says "which door do ya want?" Without hesitation, the pilot replies "errm, door 3 thanks".

Big D responds "oooh no, sorry mate. Can't have that one. That's air hostess Hell"...

[DMNTD:Me]

mmm blondie looks hawt!

He's actually grey but that light is flattering eh?

[JimO]

yeah ...so whats the downside..???? lol

you get to split your fortune in harf

[1 Free Man]

you get to split your fortune in harf

Never to be regarded as a down side. For me, new house, Near new 4wd, Motorbike 1. LC 250 Intruder new off the showroom floor. Motorbike 2. S83 Boulevard New off the showroom floor.
No mortgage, Pay packet all to my self.
Split your fortune in half.
SMALL PRICE TO PAY.

[ArcherWC]

What happened after you shagged 'em bro'

he woke up

[GIXser]

he woke up

and found Archer lying next to me.. clenching his buttcheeks whilst wimpering...take me to a happy place....

[SixPackBack]

and found Archer lying next to me.. clenching his buttcheeks whilst wimpering...take me to a happy place....

Now that I would believe

[Brett]

Haha, now there is some sponsorship for ya. Good one Eddie.

[Tony.OK]

Now I see why you're so slow old man............hard to concentrate with those memories in yer head

[imdying]

Two on the right could learn a little about posture... that's assuming you accept the premise that a models gut isn't supposed to stick out past her tits. Two on the left are quite hitable though

[GIXser]

Two on the right could learn a little about posture... that's assuming you accept the premise that a models gut isn't supposed to stick out past her tits. Two on the left are quite hitable though

i agree, the one on the right has a gut like Tony ok's .....