Fat bloke strikes back

[Harvd]

My nipples explode with delight!

wow how disturbing is the mental image that accompanies this

[Fatjim]

Well fuckin done.

Who says us fat cunts don't have class.

[shafty]

Good Shyte Max, you deserve a SKOL and a pastie!! Can I have the movie rights? lol Cheers

[Buddha#81:Me]

Well fuckin done.

Who says us fat cunts don't have class.

Im farken fat and have no class........Nice yarn FM, go back and get some bumper for the times when ya need a lift!

[MaxB]

Arf Arf, just deserts and all that! Made me laugh.

I go up to Parnell for lunch a lot and it has got to the state where I'll walk if I can. Bikes are fair game. It can be fun watching the trophy wives nibbling their $20 lettuce leaves then getting in their cars and driving off all whilst talking on their cellphones. Its like they are describing their lives to someone else instead of actually living them.

I watched today as a woman in a Merc pulled out of the cafe car park across the path of a cyclist. He put a hand on the car to steady himsalf and called her a 'fucken dozy bitch'. She carried on talking on her mobile and said something like 'some people are so rude' and floored it with him still attached. He let go quick smart.

It must be nice to waft through life like that(?)

[portokiwi]

That was soo good FM, That poor girl she wanted to be a bottle blond now she is a strawberry blond good to here things like that happen to those tossers

[Blossom]

Awesome karma there FM. Blinging ya
Hmm I wonder what they will tell their friends and family when they ask what happened?

Imagine....
We were just sitting at the lights and this Fat guy on a harley with a L plate just started abusing us for no reason at all. I think he was jealous of the audi or something... He was so menacing and revving his bike so I decided the best idea was to get my lovely girl away from him before he started swearing and cursing in front of her again, or worse.
So off I go, worried sick about the biker and this asshole in a ute pulls out in front of me and I was so focused on avoiding the biker I hit him.
dont ya hate bikers.. I would not have had the accident if it wasn't for him.

[Fatt Max]

Awesome karma there FM. Blinging ya
Hmm I wonder what they will tell their friends and family when they ask what happened?

Imagine....
We were just sitting at the lights and this Fat guy on a harley with a L plate just started abusing us for no reason at all. I think he was jealous of the audi or something... He was so menacing and revving his bike so I decided the best idea was to get my lovely girl away from him before he started swearing and cursing in front of her again, or worse.
So off I go, worried sick about the biker and this asshole in a ute pulls out in front of me and I was so focused on avoiding the biker I hit him.
dont ya hate bikers.. I would not have had the accident if it wasn't for him.

That is f*****g classic mate, I'm fair pissing myself laughing at this cos I can hear bnoth their squeaky irritiating upperclass voices saying those exact words.

You are a legend, brilliant stuff...!!!

[Fatt Max]

I suppose one sobering thought from this story is that last night I came up against a person who has serious issues with regards to driving. He revved the crap out of that car but it was evident that he had no control over it.

Smacking it up the arse of the ute was hilarious and deserved, the yuppie prat, but as my fantastic missus pointed out, it would have been a different story if a child happened to be there. Remember, this idiot did all this crap at the lights outside a school.

Still, noone got hurt (apart from little miss blond blonde) so I suppose all's well.

As the missus siad,that woman is what you call an aeroplane blond.

Why I asked

Cos she has the blond hair but I bet your bollocks to a barn dance she still has a black box...!!!

Funny, eh

[unrealone]

Hilarious! Thanks for the story!

[madbikeboy]

Still, noone got hurt (apart from little miss blond blonde) so I suppose all's well.

As the missus siad,that woman is what you call an aeroplane blond.

Why I asked

Cos she has the blond hair but I bet your bollocks to a barn dance she still has a black box...!!!

Funny, eh

I'm still laughing, 3 pages later. You are gifted, I am wetting myself.

Okay, WRT blondie. I work in Parnell and have lived in Parnell over many years, and I've seen all the Parnell Girls. Basically the rule of thumb is that they will fuck any guy who has money, and if he's a complete tool, they'll still hang since he has money. Therefore, if she's stupid enough to hang with a rich plonker in an audi, and they think it's cool to poke fun at people, they she got her just desserts. Like an Aessops fable, only funny.

[Luckylegs]

You lactated spontaneously? Call me, we can make a bit of dosh out of this

OMG "Stigmilker"...

Quick before the Church get hold of him

[xgnr]

Bling for you making my day

We love Remmers.... especially outside the Schools (Kings is my fav.)

L.O.M.B.A.R.D's* are everywhere, lots of entertainment guaranteed watching them maneuver the Remmers taxis and banging into each other like dodgem cars.

All those fukin huge DG sunnies crack me up... and they swear like fishwives as well which is even funnier

Cheers for that Max


* Lots of Money but a Real Dick(ess)

[ital916]

Hahahaha classic!

I live in remmers and wished I more of the yuppies here got their comeupence. Wish I saw funny shit like that too.

[noobi]

We love Remmers.... especially outside the Schools (Kings is my fav.)

L.O.M.B.A.R.D's* are everywhere, lots of entertainment guaranteed watching them maneuver the Remmers taxis and banging into each other like dodgem cars.

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i spose it a good thing that money and intelligence arnt related in these poeples case then, and the only thing that they can say to a real person, not on a phone, is lawyer blah blah blah my car blah blah blah and its your fault im an idiot because your riding a bike