Latte-sipping homos on scooters...

[vifferman]

Does this mean I'm sexually confused, or just Bi(ke) curious.

Depends on the scooters, and whether the ones you like have ambiguous names, or are Hondas.
Or are Hondas with ambiguous names, like "Lead".

Scooters should all have singularly unambiguous and totally ridiculous names.
So there's no confusion.
DillDow.
Arsewidget.
Phallusy.
Penilitic.
Buttfluff.
ManNipple.

[hang0ver]

dear misterd,

please accept my sincere apology for pouring scorn, derision, or a certain amount of fun poking in your general direction, or the general direction of those fun little wasps that you poof's ride.

For the record, when i give up completely on shagging pussy, and i'm looking for a little man/man rumpy pumpy, i will give up riding my 1000cc's of penis extension, and i'll buy a vintage vespa and paint in pink to match my nails.

I trust you find this apology acceptable, and take it for the pisstake and lack of malice that this entire thread has been founded on.

Love your work.
Mbb.

bpotyoalitt!

[gijoe1313]

And somewhere, praked in a gargre all wasing up, a little scrooter waits ...

[vifferman]

And somewhere, praked in a gargre all wasing up, a little scrooter waits ...

Beside it, a crusier, wushing it was a scroter.

[madbikeboy]

And somewhere, praked in a gargre all wasing up, a little scrooter waits ...

Between you and Viff, I have run out of bling. Someone please give some green bling to them, and I'll pass it forward.

[Maha]

Between you and Viff, I have run out of bling. Someone please give some green bling to them, and I'll pass it forward.

Viffermanboy just got some for the above word!!!!!

Arsewidget....way cool adjective

[madbikeboy]

Viffermanboy just got some for the above word!!!!!

Arsewidget....way cool adjective

Thank you Maha, always the gentleman.

[MadDuck]

I thought it might be nice to branch out into "Harley riders never wave" as well.

It has been done once or twice before and is under copyright to certain KB members

[MarkH]

However, one of the dilemmas that worries me about getting a scootercommuter is what would I wear?

You could wear a magic armoured t-shirt, I've seen plenty of bike & scooter riders wearing them. I don't know what the armour looks like, I think it's invisible, but obviously no one is dumb enough to ride around with bare skin showing.
I always cringe when I see someone wearing an open face helmet, I feel like talking to them and ask if they realise that their helmet would not adequately protect their face if they had an accident.
I also cringe at the thought of not wearing gloves - my sex life would take a big dive if I had my hands all bandaged up. I guess some guys have a boyfriend that would jerk them off if their hands were injured.

My minimum (city commuting) is:
-Full Face Helmet
-Motorcycle gloves with armoured knuckles
-Motorcycle boots
-Dianese leather motorcycle jacket
-Dragin' Jeans
I just don't ride with less than this (even when travelling to the shops and back with no >50kph zones on the trip)!

For longer open road riding like my trip to the South Island & back (2400kms in 5 days):
-Full Face Helmet
-Motorcycle gloves with armoured knuckles
-Motorcycle boots
-Dianese leather motorcycle jacket
-Knox Aegis back armour
-Quasimoto leather pants

[slimjim]

Between you and Viff, I have run out of bling. Someone please give some green bling to them, and I'll pass it forward.

well unless they add a number to the Colour..won't be me..

[The Pastor]

They are not just limited to scooters, some of them ride hyobags - ask db

[madbikeboy]

It has been done once or twice before and is under copyright to certain KB members

What, waving has been done?

Okay, checking that one off the list, how about?:
A thread on wheelstands?
A thread on crashing a bike?
A thread on tax/government/transit?
A thread on the legality of filtering?

No, I've got it, something that I've never seen on here, how about All the Gear, All The Time. We can make a neat acronym, ATGATT! Holy shit, how smart am I??

[Badjelly]

Scooters should all have singularly unambiguous and totally ridiculous names. So there's no confusion.
DillDow.
Arsewidget.
Phallusy.
Penilitic.
Buttfluff.
ManNipple.

Burgman?

[MisterD]

Dear MisterD,

Please accept my sincere apology for pouring scorn, derision, or a certain amount of fun poking in your general direction, or the general direction of those fun little Wasps that you poof's ride.

For the record, when I give up completely on shagging pussy, and I'm looking for a little man/man rumpy pumpy, I will give up riding my 1000cc's of penis extension, and I'll buy a vintage Vespa and paint in pink to match my nails.

I trust you find this apology acceptable, and take it for the pisstake and lack of malice that this entire thread has been founded on.

Love your work.
MBB.

I was with you, right until you insulted my Lambretta by the use of the word "wasp"

Rest assured though, when the urge to join the "I've come as a tube of toothpaste" fancy dress party crowd strikes, you'll be the first person I call. :

[nudemetalz]

The most annoying thing I’ve had happen to me is going from the Newlands onramp onto the Ngaraunga Gorge and have a cyclist on the motorway, yes motorway, telling me to move my Guzzi out the way ‘cause I was holding him up !!!
Before you get confused, this was because the traffic was travelling downhill at 30ish km/h and I was trying to change lanes so I could filter. He was supposed to be on the footpath !!!
I gave him a one-fingered salute and told him to F-off because I pay rego and he doesn’t.
I should have jammed on the brakes too but I would have broken the nice Italian plastic on my machine when he crashed into me and that’s not worth it.
Crazy world ay !!