Infidelities rampant at work Christmas parties

**Owl** · 4th December 2008, 06:12

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

I just give my staff a few hundred bucks each on the last working day of the year & we all fuck off in our own directions. Chrissakes, weve just spent a year working together, its time to get on the piss with the people we dont work with by then.
No jealous partners, no screwing the receptionist & no acetylene bombs, actually, the acetylene bombs were fun.

I totally agree!

As for acetylene bombs, that tit for tat fun came to an end after I made the biggie, to teach our neighbours a lesson. It was about the size of a small car and filled with compressed air, but of course they didn’t know that. Boy did they freak when I parked that puppy outside their smoko room!

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 4th December 2008, 06:20

I heard yesterday of a lady that i worked with husband came home the other day packed his bags and said i'm leaving she is deverstated and they where like the perfect couple they went every where together.

So a lesson there fooks it can happen to any one.

**Trudes** · 4th December 2008, 08:36

You'd have to be a bit dim to think your partner could NEVER cheat on you, however if you expect the worst often you are not disappointed. I just think if you expect to be cheated on, you probably will be, self-fulfilling prophecy and all.

**Lissa** · 4th December 2008, 09:37

THE office party ... ahh what fun for those that don't drink! I work in an industry that are mostly all men, and mostly all older married men, who drink like there's no tomorrow, who think because I turn up alone they can say and do what they like, and the more they drink the worse it gets. Apparently I am to wear a short waitress outfit to this years one

for everyone's entertainment. I wont be going, my man isn't able to come with me, and I just cant be bothered. Its the called the Silly Man Season for a reason!

**Fatjim** · 4th December 2008, 09:57

Originally Posted by busa pete

I heard yesterday of a lady that i worked with husband came home the other day packed his bags and said i'm leaving she is deverstated and they where like the perfect couple they went every where together.

So a lesson there fooks it can happen to any one.

Yeah, but what you don't see is the nagging, bitching, fighting and general childish behaviour that goes on when noone else is around that drove him away.

**Blossom** · 4th December 2008, 10:18

I work at home.
So yeah I probably will sleep with the boss at the end of year party..and christmas... and New Years...

**vifferman** · 4th December 2008, 10:20

Even if I wasn't deeply committed to the vifferbabe, there's no-one at my workplace I'd shag.
Our Christmas function's been canceled; the parent company is Mrkn, and with the financial crap happening in Mrka, they've had to lay off some people, so they deemed it non-PC for Happy! Profitable! parts of the company like ours to celebrate, while other people got the boot.
So, we lost the $2.5k deposit on our function. I wasn't going to it anyway, as the vifferbabe said after the last one (a dinner/dance cruise on the Hauraki Gulf), "We're not going to any more of your work functions - I don't like the people you work with. And your boss is a dork!"
So... the Big Boss has organised a "pot luck" dinner at his house instead of a company-sponsored event.
Might go to that.
Might not.
Definitely won't shag any workmates. Even if I wanted to, they think I'm weird.

**portokiwi** · 4th December 2008, 10:30

I only work with guys so No theres no shagging over here

We get great stuff from the boss and family though

I love my job

**Beemer** · 4th December 2008, 12:57

If I get to my husband's work do on Saturday and find that 10-pin bowling is a euphemism for something else, I'm heading for the hills!

I am self-employed so there's no one else to shag anyway!

**ManDownUnder** · 4th December 2008, 13:06

Originally Posted by Beemer

If I get to my husband's work do on Saturday and find that 10-pin bowling is a euphemism for something else, I'm heading for the hills!

I am self-employed so there's no one else to shag anyway!

So you can go f'k yourself? (Rhetorical - really - just playing with words unless.... you have photos but then again... should I stop now?)