On my WAY!
On my WAY!
Well as of last night I picked up my 1st ticket for speeding on my mayhemsickle!And on the blardy moronway as well
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I was riding pace with another motorsicklelist, and there the 5-0 was on the side of the road, I wasn't speeding quickly and riding merrily along, the other biker flicked off an off-ramp and I noticed a car in my rear mirror doing a shifty around and suddenly comes up behind me and on comes the disco lights.
Off to side of road, helmet off and the usual banalities commenced. The rooted thing is that he was targeting the other biker and when he got foxed by him on the off ramp switch, he just latched back onto me - and its all over bar the crying.![]()
"he was in lane 1 , you were in lane 2 etc blah"
how does that make sense when the other biker was passing me on the inside?
Ah well, you does your time, you pays the crime ... but at least I now have the official certificate proving I am filthy biker scum now!![]()
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
Oh dear.
There is always a question in those circumstances. Hmm. I'd appeal that one. I've ridden with you, and you're astoundingly law abiding...
Coro loop on Sunday, there's some people riding, and apparently I'm riding with them. Since I have no idea, it's not rude to invite extra friends...
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Gremlin is happy he wasn't with some law-breaking baddie...
He was bored with the lack of riding, so was in Wellsford instead. Can Gremlin now trust GiJoe now, coz Gremlin is being good, not attracting attention (ok, not too much) and generally appearing to obey the law, and GiJoe obviously doesn't care about all the helpless children god kills when a biker speeds.![]()
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
I'm still amazed at the door/portal into tokyo we went to for ice cream last night.
So TOTO wakes up today with the nightmare that the white princess still has no new chain and is crying , and it actually is true, as the Christmas pressure is taking its toll on our beloved PsychoTreads store, my order for new chain and sprocket was lost in translation somewhere…
So TOTO gets a good morning message on MSN from His Royal Highness Mr. Filthy-Biker-Scum-proven-on-paper-by –a-smurf- GiJoe telling me that the other royal highness Mr. Crazy-head-E and him are doing a pootle to tauranga to meet the His Royal Highness Crowned-King-of-village-tauranga-DMNTD. Clothes were put on, the great Hooligan started, gear put on and TOTO took off to meet the other swarmers in a piss-off-the-neighbours-dog-by –his-loud-exhaust kinda way. :devil:
Nice pootling took place via Clevdon, kawakawa bay, maraitai, Miranda, kopu, paeroa, kharangahape gorge. Stopped at Paeroa where EJ was attacked by a red camo ninja – see photos …
Gorge was beautiful with light traffic, out three heroes made their way to the city of roadworks - Tauranga. Met King DMNTD, talks and sat on many a bike, and drooled over Ducatios and Trimumphs.
Decided its luch time as the pootlers were hungry and after EJ taking a bow to King DMNTDwe set off to the maori church (KFC), where we established that EJ is Koreak only on the outside and inside he has a strong Maori heard with lots of Mana.
Mr. Filthy Biker Scum (GiJoe) then lead us on to the meach of Mt. Mougli for an Ice cram , where TOTO with his incompetence and bloody-foreighner charm did something to the ice-cream shop and turned the Fire Alarm of the whole shopping complex and the big apartment building on top. So all three filthy bikers walked on opposite side of the street to wait for the Fire brigade and watch the show of all panicked people running away thinking there is a real fire somewhere…
Imaginary fire was put down by real firefighters, while the three hornet swarmers were enjoying an ice-cream on the shade and watching the show…
Off we pootled back, going trough some amazing sweepers – what was the name of those I forgot (GiJoe?) – and then some other roads and found ourselves in mr . GiJoes Crib to relax and talk more bikes.
EJ braved his fear of The Hooligan and had a go…pulls over a minute later and with a huge smile informs me that “…You know, id doesn’t feel as fast as my FXR…”
Decided that cold drinks were in order after a nice day pootling and off to Bluch for Ice cold shushies and perving over half naked asian waitresses
We gotta do it again, and next time even more pootling![]()
more zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'll have to not show these photos to my little blue Hornet, she gets jealous at all the pootling
I gotta get me some of this swarming action![]()
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