Nice bike. Howszit go?

[FJRider]

yes very slippery

and hell to clean....

THATS when you need a fella...to clean ya bike...

[98tls]

So today I was bored and decided to go to Maretai beach on the bike. Go for a swim read a book, listen to my ipod and reflect on my shitty year. So I get there park up and I get approached. Now Im always friendly and welcome anyone coming for a chat but it never ceases to amaze me opening lines about the bike. 4 today were

1.Nice bike...howzit go.

I mean how do u answer that? Oh it goes like shit, in fact it doesnt at all?
But I answered..."good"

2.Is it fast?
Ummm its says 955 duh
But I say "yes"

3.Do you ride that?
No its pink, I just got off it and took me helmet off but nah I just tow it here park it up jump on and off it and pretend
But I say..."ummm yeah"

Best one

4. Didnt know girls could ride big bikes like that
.... I didnt know there were such idiots around this planet
But I say "well guess now you do"

All this in two hours

When will a guy ask me about my bike with an articulated question so I can reply what I think.............sighhhhhh

How about"does your boyfriend know you got his bike?"

[trump-lady]

How about"does your boyfriend know you got his bike?"

Its pink so that question would really bother me lol

[trump-lady]

THATS when you need a fella...to clean ya bike...

Ill add that to my next bf must have list

1. Must clean bike especially after murders

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

How about"does your boyfriend know you got his bike?"

I would be worried that her boyfriend owns a pink Triumph???

Oh and what is the HP at the rear axle?

[FJRider]

Ill add that to my next bf must have list

1. Must clean bike especially after murders

OR at least just BEFORE one...

[98tls]

Its pink so that question would really bother me lol

Err yea.

[FJRider]

I would be worried that her boyfriend owns a pink Triumph???

A pink honda we could understand...

[FJRider]

Ill add that to my next bf must have list

You're not blonde are you... you know how people make assumption's...

[Headbanger]

Sounds terrible......


I'd love it if I pulled up at the beach and the ladies were using my bike as an excuse to hit on me.

[Slyer]

Not if they were complete airheads.

[98tls]

Sounds terrible......


I'd love it if I pulled up at the beach and the ladies were using my bike as an excuse to hit on me.

Take it to an AMP show mate,would fit right in.

[trump-lady]

Sounds terrible......


I'd love it if I pulled up at the beach and the ladies were using my bike as an excuse to hit on me.

I know when someones hitting on me. They werent otherwise I would have forgiven the questions. I get asked silly questions all the time and by women also. Not just a man thing.

Dont tell me someones never said something weird to u about your bike. Today was just unusually more so than usual

[Headbanger]

OK......What pray tell would an AMP show be?

[Headbanger]

I know when someones hitting on me. They werent otherwise I would have forgiven the questions. I get asked silly questions all the time and by women also. Not just a man thing.

Dont tell me someones never said something weird to u about your bike. Today was just unusually more so than usual

Well, I figure everytime a woman talks to me they are hitting on me.

Funny, they don't talk to me that often, Think I better work on my sexy wink.