"PIN Number" pisses me off.
"It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."\m/ o.o \m/
Nationals ?
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
and people that say "Guy Fox" instead of "Guy Fawkes" that makes me cringe so much. Everytime I hear someone say it I yell "Its Guy Fawkes" you idiot !!!!!!!!!! GUY FAWKES !!!!!!!!! until I am blue and purple in the face.
Here's a whole website dedicated to pedantic bastids like me...
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors
Look at it this way - if we weren't here worrying about grammar and spoonerisms and suchlike, there would be more wobbly old fools cluttering up the road.
Or "New Years" instead of "New Year".
And when twats on telly or in the paper go on about an aircraft's altitude in metres. Feet is the internationally recognised unit of measurement for altitude
Rising inflections.
Apparently the Aussies are responsible for this linguistic abomination (according to Melvyn Bragg).
First Fosters Beer, then underarm bowling and now everyone finishing their sentences like their undies are too tight.![]()
Gizbin. Even on the weather they say Gizbin. It's Gisborne, Gisborne!!!
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