Rings for sale

**scracha** · 7th January 2009, 17:11

Cue single kiwibikers asking for her phone number and photo.

**Indiana_Jones** · 7th January 2009, 19:21

Sorry to hear that mate!

-Indy

**Bren** · 7th January 2009, 19:26

As they say, in Marriage...there are three rings..

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
and Suffer-ring...

You dont have to go through the third!

**jetboy** · 8th January 2009, 07:09

Originally Posted by Bren

As they say, in Marriage...there are three rings..

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
and Suffer-ring...

You dont have to go through the third!

...I think you forgot "ring piece"!

**sinfull** · 8th January 2009, 07:37

I keep saying i didn't know what happiness was till i got married !!
But of course then it was too late !
Even now twenty yrs later, she tried it on Xmas day at one of the kids place (only time i bump into her now), Pulled out some devorce papers and asked me to sign em ! Sure says i, whats yr address so i can send em back once i read em with my lawyer and sign em (after cheekily ribbing her about who the fool is thats proposed)
No No says she, just sign em now ! And starts flicking through the pages saying it only says this and it only says that !
I quietly reminded her that 25 yrs ago, i only said "i do" and it brought me 5 yrs of misery, lifted my beer to my lips and winked at her !

**Colapop** · 8th January 2009, 07:51

Originally Posted by jetboy

She seems alright in person too

but from prior experience screwing the crew doesn't work

Her boyfriend won't mind!

**jetboy** · 8th January 2009, 08:26

Well, not only am I lumped with all the bills for the wedding and rings, she's now talking about getting em to pay half of all the expenses she incurred while we were together. Im talking about dinners, gas, groceries etc! AND she won't give the engagement ring back saying "all things considered I think it is just and fair".
I also paid for these things along the way, I certainly didnt mooch off her! This is turning into a bit of a joke now.

What is it with people, trying to squeeze every last cent out of ya before the let it go? All I want is a clean break - I would have been happy to split our bills, sell the assets and split the difference - but it seems she is after anything she can get her hands on!

**Pussy** · 8th January 2009, 08:30

Honestly, Tim, you've had a lucky escape!
Feels like shit now, but it WILL get better.
Wishing you all the best getting the present hassles sorted with the troll.
Now, give me a fuggin good deal on this years insurance....

**jetboy** · 9th January 2009, 13:05

just bumping this thread up....

remember if you refer the buyer there's $50 in it per ring for you.
also, as a note, the buy now price is a bit high. make me an offer I can't refuse....

thanks again!

**scracha** · 9th January 2009, 13:20

Yeah mate, women are all fuckin bitches. My mummy always told me to keep a super secret bank account in my own name and siphon some money in there every month.

**mstriumph** · 9th January 2009, 13:30

good bit of writing there ......looks like you had a lucky escape!!

Good luck with the auction!

**mstriumph** · 9th January 2009, 13:31

Originally Posted by scracha

Yeah mate, women are all fuckin bitches. My mummy always told me to keep a super secret bank account in my own name and siphon some money in there every month.

erm

...... and your MUMMY was a .....??!

**sinfull** · 9th January 2009, 13:31

Originally Posted by scracha

Yeah mate, women are all fuckin bitches. My mummy always told me to keep a super secret bank account in my own name and siphon some money in there every month.

Pin numbers or we tell the wife !!!!!