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  1. 8th January 2009, 16:45 #1
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    Great Tee Shirt

    I was in the Warehouse the other day, saw a Tee Shirt that read:

    "I am in shape, round is a shape"

    They didnt have it in my size....oh the irony...!

    Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....
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    With a heartbeat chart at the top, a flatline bit in the middle then it restarts

    The words are ' For a moment there you nearly bored me to death'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post

    Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....
    I love the one that goes...
    You just read this
    While I stare at your tits (which is done in small, complex lettering)
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    With a heartbeat chart at the top, a flatline bit in the middle then it restarts

    The words are ' For a moment there you nearly bored me to death'.

    Haha, I have that t-shirt.. though the heartbeat chart is more fancy looking.


    I have quite a collection of t-shirts actually, they're fun.

    My favourite would be a picture of a little cartoon pinata with the slogan readnig 'I'd Hit That'
    Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
    For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
    Because he knows the time is short
    Let him who hath understanding
    Reckon the number of the beast
    For it is a human number
    Its number is six hundred and sixty six.


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    a young lady i know who has enormous personalitys wears one ther says " i see you met the twins"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    With a heartbeat chart at the top,.
    Electrocardiogram
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Electrocardiogram
    Educated prick aint cha???
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    Got one with "Marriage the only war you get to sleep with the enemy"was a good one to wear at xmas with my father and the ex turned up to it.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....
    Save a virgin, do me instead...........probably not appropriate for you even if it was in your size
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    I used to have one that had on it:

    Honolulu

    New York

    London

    Paris

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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    I used to have one that had on it:

    Honolulu

    New York

    London

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    Where the hell is Honolulu???
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