How to lose your girlfriend

**Bren** · 11th January 2009, 14:55

Chances are this has been posted before. I did do a search but came up with SFA!
So if it has been posted before then I am guessing it is worth another look

**AlBundy** · 11th January 2009, 16:32

Yes, reposted heaps....

**I'm motarded** · 11th January 2009, 16:43

Fark what a muppet

**Fatjim** · 11th January 2009, 17:14

So that's why tits are on the front.

**McJim** · 11th January 2009, 17:19

Originally Posted by AlBundy

Yes, reposted heaps....

Funny how come no one files it under "Pillion falling off". I just did a search and it brought up loads of irrelevant stuff (searching the body of the threads) or nothing at all (title search)

I don't start threads if I can help it so there's lots of useful and interesting shit that I can't share for fear of infraction.

**Curious_AJ** · 11th January 2009, 17:28

fuck... that would SOOO hurt.... I've been hit in the tits many times and it's excrutiating... I can only imagine what she would have gone through!

**EJK** · 11th January 2009, 17:41

Wearing only a shirt?

Boobrash!

**samgab** · 11th January 2009, 19:53

Ouch!

But forget about losing a girlfriend, how do you get one in the first place?

**Oakie** · 11th January 2009, 21:13

Originally Posted by samgab

Ouch!

But forget about losing a girlfriend, how do you get one in the first place?

Just get something big. Doesn't matter what as long as it's big. Big house, big car, big bike, big salary ... big dick. Feck! How did I ever get a girfriend? Big pimples perhaps?