Laxed out rides

**Murray** · 14th January 2009, 11:28

Thats cool, no offence taken, we sort of went through this group thing at about page 70 and generally it was felt people would ride at there own speed and we did not want people who were there to be the bestest and fastest and people should be able to sprint/cruise/tootle all in the same ride, with company. Generally I have taken up the tail end charlie role because Trina is a learner and I ride with her and only now and then do the fast thing on the straights and then lag behind again.

cheers and looking forward to Sunday

**ckai** · 14th January 2009, 11:42

Originally Posted by Murray

Nice to have some ideas but I personally take issue with the suggestions that fundamentally goes completely against what the whole group was set up for. If we are going to set off in separate groups .....

Originally Posted by JamRoll

Didn't mean to offend Murray, just noticed when there are a number of turns the fast guys (not me cos I'm a nana

lol) are very-start-stop....

I see both your guys points. TEC (tail end charlies) for each "group" is good for safety but the way LOR works is natural selection so no one really knows what group they'll be in. That means the designated TEC may not end up being the TEC after long.

I suppose it's only an issue with the fast guys having to stop and start all the time like you've said Jam. But hey, if they don't like it, they shouldn't ride above 90 km/hr

And Jam, if you offer you're bag space out you may find you'll get a lot of thongs in there that you just don't wanna know about! Expecially Koz' fluro green one

Dunno if we can make it tonight but we'll give it ago. We'll be over in the 'Tron tonight so might just pop in later to see if anyone is still around.

**Murray** · 14th January 2009, 11:49

Originally Posted by ckai

And Jam, if you offer you're bag space out you may find you'll get a lot of thongs in there that you just don't wanna know about! Expecially Koz' fluro green one

And rule number 1, never offer bag space when there are women around!!!!

**mister.koz** · 14th January 2009, 12:36

Originally Posted by ckai

I see both your guys points. TEC (tail end charlies) for each "group" is good for safety but the way LOR works is natural selection so no one really knows what group they'll be in. That means the designated TEC may not end up being the TEC after long.

I suppose it's only an issue with the fast guys having to stop and start all the time like you've said Jam. But hey, if they don't like it, they shouldn't ride above 90 km/hr

And Jam, if you offer you're bag space out you may find you'll get a lot of thongs in there that you just don't wanna know about! Expecially Koz' fluro green one

Dunno if we can make it tonight but we'll give it ago. We'll be over in the 'Tron tonight so might just pop in later to see if anyone is still around.

Yeah also the laxed out rides thing goes in all directions, so the fast guys generally don't mind waiting and the wait is usually not more than 10 mins apart from that time brooke collected a bug and the 2nd half stopped to help we were waiting for 20.

AND

I will be wearing my green thong UNDER my leathers than you very much, and i plan to swim in my pink leather teddy, you know the one with the hairy nipple holes.

I may need to borrow space for my fairy wings but they are less intrusive

**Squid** · 14th January 2009, 12:58

Originally Posted by mister.koz

Yeah also the laxed out rides thing goes in all directions, so the fast guys generally don't mind waiting and the wait is usually not more than 10 mins apart from that time brooke collected a bug and the 2nd half stopped to help we were waiting for 20.

AND

I will be wearing my green thong UNDER my leathers than you very much, and i plan to swim in my pink leather teddy, you know the one with the hairy nipple holes.

I may need to borrow space for my fairy wings but they are less intrusive

like its been said, if some of us want to potter along at 100mumble mumble we'll wait at the next turn off and look at the view (or watch Ian roll a smoke) All good

Well done Koz

you just managed to win the "Ruin Squids day" Award with a really nasty mental image of your swimwear...

**ckai** · 14th January 2009, 13:01

Originally Posted by mister.koz

I will be wearing my green thong UNDER my leathers than you very much, and i plan to swim in my pink leather teddy, you know the one with the hairy nipple holes.

I may need to borrow space for my fairy wings but they are less intrusive

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**mister.koz** · 14th January 2009, 13:06

Originally Posted by Squid

like its been said, if some of us want to potter along at 100mumble mumble we'll wait at the next turn off and look at the view (or watch Ian roll a smoke) All good

Well done Koz

you just managed to win the "Ruin Squids day" Award with a really nasty mental image of your swimwear...

my day is complete, did i mention i have nipple peircings? Oh never mind, it might be too much to tell you they are titanium bronze coloured with stainless bead locks and for a laugh i used to clip my key's on them and jiggle.

**Squid** · 14th January 2009, 13:11

Oh dear.... Nah I didnt realy need to know that.
Using Mr. Koz as an example boys and girls we can see that bright Green is NOT good for you, it muddles wh your head.

See yous tonight eh

**WhatThe???** · 14th January 2009, 14:06

Originally Posted by mister.koz

my day is complete, did i mention i have nipple peircings? Oh never mind, it might be too much to tell you they are titanium bronze coloured with stainless bead locks and for a laugh i used to clip my key's on them and jiggle.

oh god...im not sure if I should laugh or be horrified, actually its kind of amusing lol

**carver** · 14th January 2009, 14:29

Originally Posted by mister.koz

my day is complete, did i mention i have nipple peircings? Oh never mind, it might be too much to tell you they are titanium bronze coloured with stainless bead locks and for a laugh i used to clip my key's on them and jiggle.

god your gayer than us

**JamRoll** · 14th January 2009, 14:47

[QUOTE=ckai;1890385]
And Jam, if you offer you're bag space out you may find you'll get a lot of thongs in there that you just don't wanna know about! Expecially Koz' fluro green one

QUOTE]

Hey, I thought after Slofox's last post this would be a naturalist ride... just a towel and sandwich needed

**mister.koz** · 14th January 2009, 15:31

Originally Posted by carver

god your gayer than us

Ha thats bold I don't think i am that notorious

**ckai** · 14th January 2009, 15:58

Originally Posted by mister.koz

my day is complete, did i mention i have nipple peircings? Oh never mind, it might be too much to tell you they are titanium bronze coloured with stainless bead locks and for a laugh i used to clip my key's on them and jiggle.

I know two many guys with this done now - I think I need to find new poeple to hang out with. It's the belly button piercing on guys that is wrong! And I know someone who has that done. You're all freaks!! haha

Murray will be here soon to talk about his piercings. You shouldn't have even started this subject...

Wrong so very wrong

Originally Posted by JamRoll

Hey, I thought after Slofox's last post this would be a naturalist ride... just a towel and sandwich needed

I'll give you a high five if you borrow Koz' thong and fairy wings and do a lap of town wearing only them! Of course I will wait until you are more appropriately dress...

**mister.koz** · 14th January 2009, 16:07

Originally Posted by ckai

I know two many guys with this done now - I think I need to find new poeple to hang out with. It's the belly button piercing on guys that is wrong! And I know someone who has that done. You're all freaks!! haha

Murray will be here soon to talk about his piercings. You shouldn't have even started this subject...

Wrong so very wrong

I'll give you a high five if you borrow Koz' thong and fairy wings and do a lap of town wearing only them! Of course I will wait until you are more appropriately dress...

I got them done about 10 years ago, hurt so much i swore i wouldn't take the bastards out

The fairy wings are quite elegant, as per attachment.