That's a lot for a root

[oldrider]

I wonder if I could get a bid for "mine". (just can't remember where I left it) John.

[Mr Merde]

I wonder if I could get a bid for "mine". (just can't remember where I left it) John.

Behind the bike sheds maybe

[The Lone Rider]

I think my first girl friend had my virginity valued at $-60

[jrandom]

If I was the bastard who won the auction, I'd stick it up her arse and nowhere else, leaving her with a lifetime of doubt about what her 'virginity' status actually was at any point in time after that.



Fuck me, but the American obsession with 'virginity' is fucked up.

Personally, I maintain that I lost my virginity to my right hand at about age 12.

And how about all those news reports of Murkn kids catching STDs from unprotected anal sex, since that means the girl gets to "keep her virginity"?

Let Judeo-Christian fundamentalism simmer for long enough and that's what you end up with, I suppose... scary.

[Badjelly]

The would-be-prostitute in question thinks it's shocking that people would pay so much. Shocking I tell you!

She'll go far.

[ManDownUnder]

Let Judeo-Christian fundamentalism simmer for long enough and that's what you end up with, I suppose... scary.

I have no idea what you mean (Exodus and Leviticus being personal favourites...). Nicely wrapped up thus...

http://leftinaboite.blogspot.com/200...leviticus.html

You reckon Aussies or Islanders would be better slaves (Lev 25:44)? Does the South Island count... or Waiheke (Shipping'd be a lot cheaper...)

[enigma51]

If I was the bastard who won the auction, I'd stick it up her arse and nowhere else, leaving her with a lifetime of doubt about what her 'virginity' status actually was at any point in time after that.

You can do a ass to mouth that will fuck with her mind even more.


Am i virgin and a shit eater or Im not a virgin but i am a shit eater.
At least she would get some real shit to talk about







Like fuck she's still a virgin.

[Indiana_Jones]

Fucking Stranger only gave me $10 for mine!

Should of kept old of it, could of been a good investment!

-Indy

[Mully]

Fuck me, but the American obsession with 'virginity' is fucked up.

See now, I thought the "Martyr yourself and you will get 70 virgins in heaven" thing was fucked up.

Surely, 70 slutty girls would be better. Once you have nailed all the virgins, all you are left with is 70 inexperienced girls.

Or, thinking on the run, 35 of each. Nail the virgins, and then let the slutty girls teach them how to be slutty.

[Smorg]

Good on her. If I was her and bids were hovering around the $200 mark I'd be a little worried. For 6.7 millions dollars who the fuck wouldn't?

[laserracer]

Ok im no virgin..but you can have me for $2.50.. buy now price...im cheap and nasty

[Hitcher]

At a shade over NZ$3 million a minute, one questions the value proposition.

[Curious_AJ]

yeah... like shit this woman is a virgin!!!!

[MisterD]

See now, I thought the "Martyr yourself and you will get 70 virgins in heaven" thing was fucked up.

Surely, 70 slutty girls would be better. Once you have nailed all the virgins, all you are left with is 70 inexperienced girls.

Or, thinking on the run, 35 of each. Nail the virgins, and then let the slutty girls teach them how to be slutty.

Now what would 70 slutty girls need some religious nutter, who thinks blowing themselves up is a good idea, for?

[Mully]

Now what would 70 slutty girls need some religious nutter, who thinks blowing themselves up is a good idea, for?

Ah, see now that's a separate issue.....