Jay Lawrence update

**sisterecho** · 26th January 2009, 21:40

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Shit how is he coping with hospital food as opposed to pies?

heal up dude

He was starved for nearly 30 hours because of the impending operation so hospital food tasted pretty amazing when he finally got it. I must admit... in the same 30 hours I'd only eaten three breath-mints I happened to find in the bottom of my handbag, so I was pretty starving too! Kinda just forgot to eat.

Jay is exhausted but in good spirits, considering. I can't print all these well-wishes but will relay them (in general) until he can get on here himself. Although I will have to type for him because he can't do anything. At all. Not even scratch his nose.

I'm fairly gutted that they won't let me stay with him but am also relieved to be in a bed tonight instead of a hospital chair.

Will update again soon.

Rache

**Quasievil** · 26th January 2009, 22:14

Originally Posted by sisterecho

He was starved for nearly 30 hours because of the impending operation so hospital food tasted pretty amazing when he finally got it. I must admit... in the same 30 hours I'd only eaten three breath-mints I happened to find in the bottom of my handbag, so I was pretty starving too! Kinda just forgot to eat.

Jay is exhausted but in good spirits, considering. I can't print all these well-wishes but will relay them (in general) until he can get on here himself. Although I will have to type for him because he can't do anything. At all. Not even scratch his nose.

I'm fairly gutted that they won't let me stay with him but am also relieved to be in a bed tonight instead of a hospital chair.

Will update again soon.

Rache

So um he has two arms knackered huh ? can I be the first to ask well um how er mmmm thinking how to say tackfully.............ah fuck it, who will be wiping his botty ?

BWaaaahhhhh

Hey said with love of course

**sisterecho** · 26th January 2009, 22:19

Originally Posted by Quasievil

So um he has two arms knackered huh ? can I be the first to ask well um how er mmmm thinking how to say tackfully.............ah fuck it, who will be wiping his botty ?

BWaaaahhhhh

Hey said with love of course

I know you're all thinking it.

I will lovingly wipe Jay's bum when required. I will also pick his nose for him if need be and scratch his balls if he so desires.

Tis true love...but you all knew that anyway.

**Sketchy_Racer** · 26th January 2009, 22:24

Gutted to hear.

sounds like it was quite a nasty crash.

Get well soon mate, and remember to get back on the horse

-Glen

**Sketchy_Racer** · 26th January 2009, 22:26

Originally Posted by sisterecho

......... and scratch his balls if he so desires.

Bet you a tenner you regret sayin that

**sisterecho** · 26th January 2009, 22:28

Originally Posted by Sketchy_Racer

Gutted to hear.

sounds like it was quite a nasty crash.

Get well soon mate, and remember to get back on the horse

-Glen

It was very nasty. I can still see the whole thing in my head in slow motion...although I don't want to.

Once we're back home Jay would be keen for some Welly visitors although you'll have to excuse the state of our house as I suspect I'll be too busy with other things (see my previous post) to do the vacuuming.

**sisterecho** · 26th January 2009, 22:30

Originally Posted by Sketchy_Racer

Bet you a tenner you regret sayin that

Hey, at this stage I'll do anything to make Jay feel better. I don't want to make it sound like it's worse than it is but he is pretty miserable. Especially when it took them so long to realise his other arm was broken and they kept rolling him on to it.

**slowpoke** · 26th January 2009, 22:34

Can no-one else see the bright side to this? Sponge baths for the forseeable future!

May your recovery be a delightfully pleasurable one fella.....

**k14** · 27th January 2009, 07:00

Originally Posted by slowpoke

Can no-one else see the bright side to this? Sponge baths for the forseeable future!

May your recovery be a delightfully pleasurable one fella.....

Yeah, so long as it isn't by male nurses!

**jrandom** · 27th January 2009, 07:18

Originally Posted by sisterecho

Especially when it took them so long to realise his other arm was broken and they kept rolling him on to it.

*crunch*

Oh, ow. Poor bastard.

My best wishes to the man, hope things heal up ASAP.

So the crash was a highside off a hairpin? Will we be seeing an all-new "slow in, fast out" Jay on the tracks in a few months time?

**Devil** · 27th January 2009, 07:55

Originally Posted by jrandom

So the crash was a highside off a hairpin? Will we be seeing an all-new "slow in, fast out" Jay on the tracks in a few months time?

Nah, it was through the kink in the sort of back straight. Shit, talk about heart in mouth moment watching it from up on the bank. Yikes!

Get well soon Jay. You cant have those young girls missing out on your autograph!