Shorts & tshirts are bad, okayyyyy

**Finn** · 27th January 2009, 09:53

Sunday morning, nice and warm. Was in shorts & t as was the girl. Decided to ride up the road for breakfast. Ah, such freedom - just like walking around the house naked. After that we decided to go on a sedate little ride to visit some friends.

The Harley was purring along the southern at 95 and we were working on our tan. Past a cop on the side of the motorway who immediately went to warp factor 10, pulled along side us as gave me the kind of glare my mother used to when I had done something wrong. On goes the lights so I raised my hand palm up gesturing "Why?" and continued on just a little bit to put him off guard.

This will be good I said to myself. There's nothing better than being pulled over when you've done nothing outside the law. After we got through the formalities and he was comfortable that I wasn't drug running he thought he would turn his attention to our lack of safety gear. His attempt at a lecture was met with a smirk and chuckles (the through the nose type). This broke out to a laugh when he said he wasn't going to give me a ticket. A "what for" wasn't required because he knew the answer.

**mowgli** · 27th January 2009, 10:02

Priceless! Just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover.

Cover up next time, eh. Didn't you know you could be terribly hurt if you fall off?

p/t

**Big Dave** · 27th January 2009, 10:07

I've seen your legs in shorts.

You are just lucky he wasn't a good taste cop. We'd be posting bail.

**Finn** · 27th January 2009, 10:14

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I've seen your legs in shorts.

You are just lucky he wasn't a good taste cop. We'd be posting bail.

Mate, with the young Brazilian lass on the back, I don't think my legs where getting any attention at all.

**007XX** · 27th January 2009, 10:42

Originally Posted by Finn

Mate, with the young Brazilian lass on the back, I don't think my legs where getting any attention at all.

Man, that pair of shorts must have been tight if you could tell at a glance that she was Brazillian...

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

**Finn** · 27th January 2009, 10:48

Originally Posted by 007XX

Man, that pair of shorts must have been tight if you could tell at a glance that she was Brazillian...

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

Let's just say she represents her country well.

**Quasievil** · 27th January 2009, 10:56

Im guessing the shorts where Lycra ? and he was thinking about charging you with offensive behaviour or something.

**Badjelly** · 27th January 2009, 11:29

Burn yourself!

**Finn** · 27th January 2009, 11:32

Originally Posted by Badjelly

Burn yourself!

No chance. We were wearing sunblock.

**dangerous** · 27th January 2009, 11:49

As far as Im concerned those that wear shorts etc on bikes are brain deaders, FUCK sakes if you have seen what I have ie: a girl that was draged under a car from her bike wearing shorts and bkini top... there was no blood just white meat breasts were gone. she lived but never recovered mentaly.

The bigest thing that pisses me off with the thoughtless idiots that wear shorts etc My and other compertant riders ACC levies and REGO keeps going up and up no thanks to all the skin graphs etc spent on selfish riders.

Shame on you lot that dont dress correct you have no idea what you are dealing with, Yowling/stanko learnt that last month when he fell of in his drive on a 150 and spent 3 painfull nights in hospital.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 27th January 2009, 11:51

I saw a winner this morning in jandals. First one in a while. Usually its shorts, t shirts and sandals.

**Tank** · 27th January 2009, 11:56

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

I saw a winner this morning in jandals. First one in a while. Usually its shorts, t shirts and sandals.

I see your squid and raise you ...

I saw a kid in Torbay over the weekend riding a R1 wearing bare feet.

**Finn** · 27th January 2009, 11:57

Originally Posted by dangerous

As far as Im concerned those that wear shorts etc on bikes are brain deaders, FUCK sakes if you have seen what I have ie: a girl that was draged under a car from her bike wearing shorts and bkini top... there was no blood just white meat breasts were gone. she lived but never recovered mentaly.

The bigest thing that pisses me off with the thoughtless idiots that wear shorts etc My and other compertant riders ACC levies and REGO keeps going up and up no thanks to all the skin graphs etc spent on selfish riders.

Shame on you lot that dont dress correct you have no idea what you are dealing with, Yowling/stanko learnt that last month when he fell of in his drive on a 150 and spent 3 painfull nights in hospital.

How about all the tax dollars it cost hard working New Zealanders to put you through school and for what? Dangermouse, there's at least 8 spelling mistakes in your reply.

**Str8 Jacket** · 27th January 2009, 11:59

Originally Posted by Finn

How about all the tax dollars it cost hard working New Zealanders to put you through school and for what? Dangermouse, there's at least 8 spelling mistakes in your reply.

I blame Aussie...... If he were schooled in NZ then there would be alot more that 8 spelling mistakes, but it would be OK cause "he gave it a go"....

Lufs ya DD

**dangerous** · 27th January 2009, 12:33

Originally Posted by Finn

How about all the tax dollars it cost hard working New Zealanders to put you through school and for what? Dangermouse, there's at least 8 spelling mistakes in your reply.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHA... got ya, I waged 90% so it cost bugger all tax payers dollars

anyway only 8 spelling mistakes? thats not to bloody shaby for me.