10 things that piss me off.

[bull]

I hate the fricking media blowing things out of proportion with their edited to sell papers articles - which fuels alot of peoples things they hate stories.

[gatch]

things i hate, and should fuck off

+ idiots, i live with one, i told him he needed a network card to use the internet here, he replied "is that like windows", for fucks sake..

+ cats, and cats urine, how would they like it if i pissed all over their duvet cover and shit behind the tv when you weren't looking.

+ ripoffs, i cant accept inflation as an acceptable reason for 1c lollies now costing 5c.

+ text speak, anywhere, you get 500 texts a month for ten dollars for crying out loud, write two readable messages instead of one that i need a damned code book to decipher.

+ most people who drive cars, u-turns in front of me are not good for anyone's health, if i don't get hurt, you will.

running out of condoms, being led on, being TOO drunk to have sex, cheap skates, losing things you had in your hands like, just a second ago, armchair experts, keith, running out of beer, exploding pistons..........

the list could go forever, thank-you for your time

[mikeey01]

Stop, stop I can't stop laughing, that's some of the funny shit so far, keep em coming!

1. People that stop walking on escalators. YOU DON'T STOP ON THE FUCKING STAIRS DO YOU?!? Get some fucking exercise and lessen the countries obesity epidemic.

What pisses me off is people that expect me to "walk" up a moving esculater.
Take the fucken stairs if you want to walk, Us fat lazy bastards will use the moving platform to its full abilities.

[Nagash]

1. Bosses who expect you to put as much work in as if it were your own business, and then trying to short change you in every way they can.

2. People who when asking if they can have a ciggie, fair enough, then ask if they can have two. After which they discover they get none.

3. People who assume every time you cough/sneeze/fart you're dying of lung cancer, I'm invincible! Got that?!

4. Strictly religeous people who feel the need to spout their bullshit to you whenever the oppourtunity arises, i'm a sinner, I get it, watch me step on your kitten. Where's your God now bitch?!

5. Chefs who come straight out of Uni, just because you can quote the chemical properties of mushroom, doesn't mean your food doesn't taste like shit.

6. People that don't know when to shut the fuck up, even if you're right, doesn't mean you have to make yourself look like a wanker to prove. Everyone except for the person you're arguing with knows you're right, they just don't care.

7. People who stick up for their friends NO MATTER WHAT. Sure, you're supporting your mate, but it just makes you look like an idiot aswell. Get smarter friends if you're gonna stick up for them like they're never gonna take you up the arse again.

8. Girls thinking relationships are like those in the movies, and that you're going to just know that 'Nothing's wrong' means the world is about to end because their kitten sneezed that morning which DOESN'T mean it's going to die. It's bullshit, just be honest. Both parties will be far happier.

9. People who take every little jab like it's an insult to their pride, learn to distinguish when it's a joke, you may not find it funny but everyone else sure as hell does.

10. Most modern day hip hop/rock/indie/all that crap. It's rubbish, what the hell has happened to the world. Bring back Sex Pistols and lets get some Anarchy happening, moaning that no one understands you isn't cool.

More to come..

[vifferman]

1. People who text or talk on the cellphone while driving. If you're so sure you can do it and it doesn't affect your driving, why are you driving so slow / weaving all over the road / failing to indicate / bumping over the curb when you turn left? If your call is so fucking important that you have to attend to it RIGHT NOW, pull over, you dick!

Use your cellphone or drive - you choose! Your brain's too tiny to handle both!
7. SHOUTY ADS ON TV!!
I'm not going to buy your crap just because you shout at me and try and make me anxious. Fuck off!

B. People at my work that piss on the toilet floor. If your dick's so short your piss can't reach the bowl, sit down like a girl, you girl!
If you must piss on the floor, clean it up, or I'll find someone bigger'n me to rub your nose in it.

23. People who hog the right lane on the motorway, or the passing lane on two-lane carriageways. As Finn says: "Keep left cunts!"
(Why is it a 'carriageway' anyway? Haven't seen a carriage on one for nearly 100 years...)

4. Getting insects/shit/food/goobers splattered on my visor just after I've cleaned it.

2. Redlining my engine when I miss an upshift. Fucking Honda gearboxes.
Fucking stupid left foot.

III. Smokers who throw their cigarette butts out the window of their car/truck/courier van. If you don't want it in your car's ashtray, how do you think everyone else feels about it?

23(b). Tailgaters.
My tail doesn't have a gate, and if it did, I wouldn't open it for you, you homo!
Do you really think I'm going to speed up, just because you're a fuckwit and annoying, you annoying homo fuckwit?

Hello. People that look at you coming, then go anyway (especially when there's not room to do so).Is your trip REALLY so important that you have to endanger me just so you can be one vehicle in front of me NOW, and behind me in a few minutes anyway?!?

*Numbered lists like this one. What's wrong with random, unnumbered lists? Where's the :spudwhat: thingo when you need it?!?

X. People that complain all the time, especially on forums like this. Do you really think moaning to some other Denizens of the Interdweeb will make a difference?

[Cheshire Cat]

aww come on is the reason i joind this site! hahaha

10 things that piss me off?....

1.Labs.those stupid boring dogs.
2.people who yell "seig!".pathetic.
3.subarus and their drivers.
4.customers who ask how much something is. its on the fucking menu above my head you dumb cunts!! goh!
5.customers who say they want something and then change their mind a million times!
6.Mc Donalds! i hate it.
7.ford and holden drivers.they tailgate and overtake on corners and think theyr invinsible because they have a huge car but REALLY, theyr just compinsating for the smallness between their legs.
8.sexist people.
9.stuck up rich people who look down on everyone.
10. paedophiles.

[Finn]

I basically don't like people in general. That about covers everything.

[vifferman]

ford and holden drivers.they tailgate and overtake on corners and think theyr invinsible because they have a huge car but REALLY, theyr just compinsating for the smallness between their legs.

"Well listen, dancing shifter, got a strong cell phone arm
Oh, you're not invisible inside your car
No matter what consuming sort of mission you're on
Well, you're not invisible inside your car

So absolutely mental, going to ramble and charge
Well, you're not invisible inside your car"

"Invisible" - Modest Mouse.

[Tank]

10 things I hate

1. Political correctness. Its a blackboard - not a chalkboard. Its a manhole cover not a person easement. I told you I love your tits - its a compliment - dont get upset.

2. TXT Speak - seriously could you make yourself look more of an uneducated wanker. Even if you do have a point - nobody cares because you lost all credibility when you started typing gibberish. Its even worse when using a full keyboard - its actually slower and you have to make an effort to look a twat.

3. People that post stupid arguments and cannot back them up. "I can stop a bike from 60km in 2 meters". Yes I know it defies logic and the laws of physics - but me - I got mad skillz and I can do it. When I get my licence back.

4. Edgecombe. Nuff said.

5. School holidays - its cool hanging with my kid - but then he rocks. All other kids - almost without exception are ill behaved, spoilt little fucks who deserve a good smack.

6. Speaking of which anyone who supported the anti-smacking legislation - you all deserve a good kick in the cunt.

7. Chicks that think they are hot - but are not. I take my family to the beach for a good look-see. If you buy your bikini from the curtain warehouse - then you should be hanging at KFC not the beach. Its offensive.

8. Victory bike owners on a nice Sunday while going for a quick ride to the pub You got one - I don't - and that pisses me off.

9. Johnny foreigner - who comes to NZ then slags the country off. We didnt make you come here, you came here for a better quality of life, if you dont like it fuck off - respect the country.

10. Gun control laws - I want a personal Taser and the police wont let me - that pisses me off more than you can imagine.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

10 things that piss me off.

well there is only one thing that pisses me off and that is lists of things that piss people off...

[ManDownUnder]

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[slofox]

3.subarus and their drivers.

I drive a Subaru - it's good for hauling cases of wine....

10 things I hate

1. Political correctness. Its a blackboard - not a chalkboard.

But but but.....most of 'em are GREEN these days! So shouldn't they be "greenboards" then??

[Maha]

From Nagash....

'People who when asking if they can have a ciggie, fair enough, then ask if they can have two'.

Some ask if they can ''borrow'' a cigarette.....

Dont ever say '' I've only got one left''....the reply could be ''I only want one''.

[firefighter]

10 things that piss me off.....Just 10? hmmmm lol

1- People who insist that all motorcyclists should wear day glow vests......more times than I recall I have been in a big red firetruck with flashing red lights, alternate flashing headlights, siren AND air horn going, yet the car i'm needing to turn in front of does'nt see me until they're next to me, and I have to wait for them to drive past to turn.....
ugly "Gay Blow" vest on my bike.....? pffft go fuck yourself if you think that should be compulsary.....(no issues with those that do wear them BTW)

2- People in cars who tail-gate me/pull out in front of me when they saw me but did'nt care.....etcetc
3- People who immediately assume your racist because you dare to mention something trivial....
4- P.C Bollocks.....
5- My neighbours.....and the fact that Housing N.Z put them there......
6- Beneficiaries/bludgers (the ones who can and should be working but are lazy.....)
7- The fact that I need to take a piss test to prove i'm not on drugs for work (which is definately fine with me) but Beneficiaries/dole bludgers don't have to - and can effectively spend the money I had to prove I was'nt on drugs to earn to buy drugs.......
8- People that have a total lack of respect for the police - if your so fucken awesome you go stand on the front line and don't make any mistakes.....fuckwitt.
9- Crimminals who should be put down and the fact that we will never do it
10- sue bradford, that kedgely bitch and the majority of the green party, and anyone who defends a crimminals actions or is upset at harsh punishment/treatment of them....

[Mikkel]

I drive a Subaru - it's good for hauling cases of wine....

...while overtaking slow arse fuckers on motorcycles.

Nothing wrong with Subarus, they were made for New Zealand and nowhere else on the planet are you going to get as much bang for your buck than as with a turbo subaru in NZ.

Looking at the statistics:
-Subarus are the most stolen vehicle in NZ.
-90% of the fuckwits apparently drive Subarus.

On the other hand, Subarus probably constitute somewhere between 25 and 50% of all the cars in NZ.