Reserve Bank Governer Allan Bollard to Gareth Morgan...."It's a complicated world Gareth. Get over it"
Just loved the bluntness of the statement and it's delivery..neither here nor there about either of the 'dudes'
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Reserve Bank Governer Allan Bollard to Gareth Morgan...."It's a complicated world Gareth. Get over it"
Just loved the bluntness of the statement and it's delivery..neither here nor there about either of the 'dudes'
Feel free to add one you've heard!
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Morgans speech impediment annoys the shite out of folks I know,yeth it's a tough world.
Not thure how Morgans kiwibank returnths are going,they were goodish last time.
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At least he didnt say "Gareth - HTFU"Originally Posted by Number One
Quote of the year for me is from Gareth as well....an OCR of 3.5 means stuff all if you dont have a job
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
<<----- My dream bike.
My favourite at the moment:
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME!"
(Hitcher will have a ball with that one....)
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
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Now that would have been even more funny to hear on the 6 o'clock news!
Quote of the year for me is from Gareth as well....an OCR of 3.5 means stuff all if you dont have a jobyup scary stuff!
Who said that then?
<<----- My dream bike.
One of the boys at work, it's really taken off though I tell you, I nearly said it to firecomm iv'e been saying it so much......
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
I haz a bieks :D
Anything that be used against the Author is good enough for me!
Anything Steven Wright, also.
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
"Dirty Filthy White Van Driving Arseholes"......
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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"Good god Allan, thats huge....."
Giddidy Giddidy
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93 year-old friend discussing driving, reckoned he was getting better at backing the car. "I used to be pretty bad, but I think I'm improving lately... What do you think dear...?"
And his loving wife of 65 years kindly said in the way only long-term wives can...
"You have your moments my dear..."
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Hardcore Biker
George W Bush: "Goodbye".
Just a Dog
From the mouth of my sweetheart Heidi, when things weren't lining up during todays project and i was doing a Rumple Stiltskin impression ! "Maybe you should walk away from it for a while"
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Just slightly disturbed.
A mate gave me a badge with my sig on it a few days ago.. It is now my favorite line. Perhaps not a quote persay but damn funny.
"Fat people are hard to kidnap"
boom boom tish
I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
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