Directionally challenged non-blonde

[Mom]

Swear this is legit, and apologies to those that dont live in Auckland (get a map and check this story out though it is worth it) but WTF?

I do the accounts for our local I-site, a few hours a week. Was there today and pricked my ears up when a female that came in asking for help because she was "lost".

She wanted to find Henderson. That would be Henderson, Auckland

When she was shown on the map where Henderson was she said " I thought I had got it wrong when I went over the Harbour Bridge". No shit Sherlock. This silly bint, drove 60 odd k's, thinking she had taken the wrong road, and only stopped in Warkworth to ask for directions

Sent her back south with a map, hope she got where she needed to be eventually.

So, no more blonde jokes about directionally challenged females will be accepted, apparently any of us can be this dumb

[yungatart]

FFS!

This is a wind up eh? Nobody could be that dumb, could they?... unless it was Disco Dan's mum....

[stify]

gee was she a safa?? I say that because a few weeks ago we were waiting at the bp papakura for the usual satnr to begin when a blondie(bottle) safa came up to us asking for directions to the waitakere hospital...funny part was she had just come from the north shore in rush hour traffic and had been given directions to boot..

[Maha]

FFS!

This is a wind up eh? Nobody could be that dumb, could they?... unless it was Disco Dan's mum....

I think her name is Disco Datway....

[rat biker 08]

I met a bloke who was looking for waikanae on the kapati coast he asked me where it was . Iwas in otaki at the time so yes thay are out there.

[Fatt Max]

Those of you who have ever encountered the M25 motorway in the UK will appreciate this one.....

The M25 is a huge 150 mile motorway ring road around London. There is a huge bridge and tunnels at Dartford which you cannot miss.

Anyway, the cops spot a car that has been over the toll bridge 8 times so they decide to pull the car over. The driver who was an elderley gentleman wound down his window and asked the cop was he in Scotland yet.

Poor guy had missed the exit for the north and had been driving round and round for about 16 hours, poor bastard...

Did make me laugh though....

[TerminalAddict]

Those of you who have ever encountered the M25 motorway in the UK will appreciate this one.....

The M25 is a huge 150 mile motorway ring road around London. There is a huge bridge and tunnels at Dartford which you cannot miss.

Anyway, the cops spot a car that has been over the toll bridge 8 times so they decide to pull the car over. The driver who was an elderley gentleman wound down his window and asked the cop was he in Scotland yet.

Poor guy had missed the exit for the north and had been driving round and round for about 16 hours, poor bastard...

Did make me laugh though....

my experience with the m25 is a 150 mile parking lot.

16 hours means I might move forward about 12 inches

[Bren]

Plenty out there alright. My mother in law is directionally impaired to the degree that ya cant leave her alone in the shopping mall!
she is forever getting lost...



...which in a way is a good thing...

[mikeey01]

I think I've just seen her drive past, holding map open, heading south she was.