Gremlin... This is your life!

**Gremlin** · 17th January 2009, 14:02

Originally Posted by Sharry

.......carries on with conversing in a manner that says you are enjoying this converstaion, and therefore may like more of it.

so how about.... "Fancy a f..." mmmm I better not...

Originally Posted by Anarkist

It's the meow, and the seducing 'undressing you with his mind' type eyes you have to watch out for

Fuck that, I ain't looking into the homo's eyes... he would get the wrong idea

**Sharry** · 17th January 2009, 14:09

Originally Posted by Gremlin

so how about.... "Fancy a f..." mmmm I better not...

You will get a lot closer to the average girl a lot quicker by offering her a ride on the back of your bike

**gijoe1313** · 17th January 2009, 14:13

I highly object to being called a homo

I'm a tri-sexual. I'll try anything!

Actually I was saving all this ammo up to unleash it as part of my frustration with the lack of milage and the late starts!

Just imagine if I had a selection of markers and stickers with me!

Then I would really be having a ball at Gremlin's expense!

And as anyone who has owned cats or been with them for a while, they do so love to do their feline catpaw massage and wake you techniques!

Me? I just wanted him to get the hell up! :slap:

**gijoe1313** · 26th January 2009, 22:40

This lothario of the highways never stops, he is a charmer, a scoundrel and above all a biker ... the other day I was brusquely asked that I should join him and his pillion passenger on a ride to Kaiaua.

I made several guesses about his ride and he got chafed that I was obviously quoting all the rides that couldn't be given to him from Botany Honda!

I thought it would be a cruiser or a Gold Wing.

So when he gets over to my casa, he looked incongruous on the piece of ironmongery he got given for a loaner!

Pic 1 : A new look for the lad

Pic 2 : Dear ol'mum and son spending quality time together! I was dead impressed!

Pic 3 : Ladies! Girls! How can you not love a hunka hunka burning chunk of a man like this? Get it while its hot!

**Gremlin** · 27th January 2009, 00:36

I know where you live... your time is like sand through an hour glass

Favouritism huh? Same bike goes in for service... very different loaners. You get a CB1000R, a known pootler... I get an 1800cc (they even make bikes this fricken big?!?!) CRUISER. Hell, the biggest thing I had ridden previously was a Blackbird, at a relatively paltry 1100cc...

Mum had had a shot at being pillion on the blackbird around the suburbs, her first in 20+ years, and quite liked it. Since I had this monster for a few hours on a Saturday, I offered her another pillion, this time to kaiaua, knowing it would be good for pillions, and wanting to see what its like.

Well, it decks out rather easily (but I was warned). Tipping into a corner, it decks out prior to the apex, and the only thing I could do was lift my foot, and feel the peg fold up some more

The 1800cc could certainly shift it along. I was rather doubtful of any ability to overtake, but found myself pleasantly wafting past cars quite quickly, which was good, because I wasn't following cars around

It was rather soft, evidently not set up for pillion (or perhaps not my riding and pillion) so it was rather bouncy and wallowed a lot.

On the whole tho, excellent for pillions, and fine for cruising. Nice note to the exhaust with the Vance and Hines too.

Then Botany Honda called while at Kaiaua... and Danny wanted his cruiser back, since he was taking his missus on it. He even told me to ride it faster to get it back. Even worse, I actually chose straighter roads to get it back... What happened?

Had to drop the cruiser off quick sticks, so Mum had the back of the hornet home, and didn't find it as comfortable. On the whole, it sounds like she enjoyed it a lot, so always good for pillions to enjoy it.

Ignore GiJoe... he's getting set up for shackles, and doesn't seem to appreciate my jokes about his lack of freedom, vs my total freedom.

Jealous sad little boy he is...

**Fatt Max** · 27th January 2009, 06:01

That is brilliant mate, a fine piece of work...good onya...

**gijoe1313** · 2nd February 2009, 22:01

Spotted in an unlikely location, the infamous Gremlin was discovered on a forecourt filling his katoom o'doom with go gas!

The paparazzi photogs quickly got some quick snaps off ... as you can see the man is a tour de force of intimidation on his destrier of darkness!

But lo! Look what transpired ... duck waddling his ride to the front of the doors so he can pay for the fuel!?

Gremlin, you are truly an inspiration to all aspiring riders out there ... but what the hell! :slap:

For coolness in the 1st pic ... he's so cool, that water would freeze around him, the 2nd pic? Any more lame and we would have to shoot him to put him out of his misery, that's what happens to lame horses!

On ya Gremlins! Keep up with the priceless photo opps!

**EatOrBeEaten** · 2nd February 2009, 22:22

He's the closest we have to a ladies' man on here....

*swoons*

**skidMark** · 2nd February 2009, 23:14

Originally Posted by EatOrBeEaten

He's the closest we have to a ladies' man on here....

*swoons*

Asif, theres plenty of ladies men on kb, more notibly in mt wellington

**EatOrBeEaten** · 2nd February 2009, 23:16

Originally Posted by skidMark

Asif, theres plenty of ladies men on kb, more notibly in mt wellington

Ladyboys. Honestly, they're not that easy to get mixed up...

**Gremlin** · 2nd February 2009, 23:43

Originally Posted by EatOrBeEaten

He's the closest we have to a ladies' man on here....

*swoons*

oh please don't start... you'll only encourage the bugger into posting more dribble.

He's currently rather bitter about his impending nuptials, and the fact that I do my best to remind him at every chance about the tightening noose, while I am footloose and fancy free.

btw... if I am a ladies man.... errr.... the world just ended?