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**1vanvan1** · 11th February 2009, 08:33

Originally Posted by Tank

Next time you see them driving down the road - ride directly into the side of their car.

They will stop and you can get their details for "insurance" purposes.

Its stalking 101 - you got to think outside the box.

Of course - don't give them your real details - I'll PM you Skidmarks - thats what I usually use.

I don't know what they look like.

**1vanvan1** · 11th February 2009, 08:36

Originally Posted by idb

I find that the security in schools is really lax.
I still reckon leaving a note in their school bag is the answer.
They usually have their name on the hook in the cloak room.
Suggest a meeting with a fireman or a fairy, depending on whether your subject is a girl or a boy.
Remember to say that they musn't tell their mummy or daddy!!!

I no longer go to primary school! I have moved up now. I am in intermediate. We have cubbie holes now. And I am old enough to know fairies aren't real! And I sure have grown out of calling my parents mummy and daddy!

Except when I get a Boo boo!

But really, I have no idea who they are apart from a name.

**MsKABC** · 11th February 2009, 09:18

Originally Posted by 1vanvan1

But really, I have no idea who they are apart from a name.

Curiouser & curiouser.... You don't know what they look like or where they live, just their name, and you are intent on finding them? What has this person done to you??

**Swoop** · 11th February 2009, 13:10

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

I can stop my gn250 in 2 meters from 60 kph easy i am the master the ledgend the new skidmark
word to yo mutha and ill be up in ya mutha by tonight

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Have a few of these. Scatter them around in your posts and they will be improving nicely.

Originally Posted by MsKABC

Curiouser & curiouser.... You don't know what they look like or where they live, just their name, and you are intent on finding them? What has this person done to you??

Valentine's day is approaching...

**Tank** · 11th February 2009, 13:13

Originally Posted by 1vanvan1

I don't know what they look like.

pick cars at random until you find them?

Since names are hardley unique - you have to have something more to go on - d.o.b, car rego, underpants with thir address on the lable etc.

Else you run the chance of stalking the wrong person. (I hate that)

**imdying** · 11th February 2009, 13:16

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

Sorry ivanvan1 as you know the joke i wrote might not of gone down with a few people that enjoy giving me shit and argueing with me so i edited it before anyone could notice i didnt realise you read the whole thing for 20 seconds.

You do realise it's because you're a moron, right?

**MsKABC** · 11th February 2009, 13:30

Originally Posted by Swoop

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Have a few of these. Scatter them around in your posts and they will be improving nicely.

You are very generous there kind sir! Alas, I fear your generosity will be overlooked, and youngbiker16's post will continue to be unreadable.

Originally Posted by Swoop

Valentine's day is approaching...

I know - I wonder if he wants to send me a card.....?

**Tank** · 11th February 2009, 13:40

Originally Posted by Swoop

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Valentine's day is approaching...

Fuck, fuck, fuck, double fuck.

I fucked it AGAIN! Thats like 14 years in a row - aggghhhhhhh.

fuck.

I promised my wife that I wouldn't forget this year, and then arranged top gear tickets for the night of the 14th forgetting that it was Valentines day.

fuck!!!!!

Well I suppose there is only one thing I can do.

Anyone here willing to take my wife and show her a good time on Saturday evening?

**White trash** · 11th February 2009, 14:59

Originally Posted by Tank

Fuck, fuck, fuck, double fuck.

I fucked it AGAIN! Thats like 14 years in a row - aggghhhhhhh.

fuck.

I promised my wife that I wouldn't forget this year, and then arranged top gear tickets for the night of the 14th forgetting that it was Valentines day.

fuck!!!!!

Well I suppose there is only one thing I can do.

Anyone here willing to take my wife and show her a good time on Saturday evening?

What's she look like mate? I'm off to Manfeild for the weekend and Sue's staying home.

Could use the services of a good fluffer for the weekend.

**Tank** · 11th February 2009, 15:02

Originally Posted by White trash

What's she look like mate? I'm off to Manfeild for the weekend and Sue's staying home.

Could use the services of a good fluffer for the weekend.

I'll send her around Friday so she has time to wash your bike before heading down Saturday.

edit: Mods - I have tried making this smaller - I just cannot work out how. Given the material - I hope you cut it some slack.

**White trash** · 11th February 2009, 15:10

Originally Posted by Tank

I'll send her around Friday so she has time to wash your bike before heading down Saturday.

edit: Mods - I have tried making this smaller - I just cannot work out how. Given the material - I hope you cut it some slack.

I have a feeling we'll get on famously.

**Tank** · 11th February 2009, 15:21

Originally Posted by White trash

I have a feeling we'll get on famously.

Cheers WT - you are helping me out so much.

Hint - Just dont give her alcohol. She loses all self control. Does things that you could never get a sober girl to do, and has no memory of it the next day.

Im sure you would want to avoid that.

**Swoop** · 11th February 2009, 19:16

Originally Posted by MsKABC

I wonder if he wants to send me a card.....?

I'm sure that you will find a nice man to do that.

**1vanvan1** · 11th February 2009, 20:33

Originally Posted by MsKABC

Curiouser & curiouser.... You don't know what they look like or where they live, just their name, and you are intent on finding them? What has this person done to you??

Stole my dirtbike.

I now have his date of birth and found him on face book!