Most embarrassing (non-biker) incident?

[MsKABC]

I HATE running out of bling

[MadDuck]

Anne caught me kissing the monitor during the KB Arse thread......

LMFAO...ewww. Oh second for me would be at Manfeild waiting for a shower having listened to Cowpoos and Keystone snore all night and needing to wake up for the race day ahead.....oh well I met Team Cudby

[Maha]

I'm sure Grahameeboy didn't mind though...

Na na..Trudes arse.....

[peasea]

Used to do Payroll for an engineering company. Time to hand out the pays back when it was folding stuff in brown envelopes.

Damn need a pee first....yep gals always check your skirt is not tucked into of the back your undies before you walk out into the factory

Aha! I just remembered something really sad! In my first year at school (just outside London in 1962) I got a dribbly bot and stuffed toilet paper in my shorts to counter round two.

It fell out as I walked across the classroom!

Busted........

I'm not kidding, I wasn't quite five and I remember it.

[peasea]

I HATE running out of bling

Yeah, me too, and there's been some deserving posts tonight. Unusual, you're normally such a bunch of boring cunts.

[Trudes]

Now thats a much better image to leave the site on tonight Thanks Trudes.

Oh you're most welcome. If it helps any more, she's a hot red head and I'm smoldering blond!!

Na na..Trudes arse.....

Oh go on you! I'm still fantasizing about Mom's wonder woman knickers!!!

[Gwinch]

Back in my college days I'd occasionally start the day with a bit of a tugfest to keep any sudden urges down so as to avoid instances of public erection. Anyhow, I was going at it this one morning when I heard a rustling outside my window. Time slows down and I do my best to conceal what was occuring and make myself presentable. Unfortunately, being close to finishing already the sudden action of putting myself to rest against my abdomen and the pressure of the shorts puts me over the edge I gush forth all that I had.

So, now that I've made a mess of myself all up and down my chest and into my belly button (where the tip was residing, that got a good dosage) my mate taps on the window and after informing him that my brother had already left and so offers me a ride to school. I couldn't rightly refuse him or make up a lame excuse as he was in a rush to get going. This leads me to arriving at a school with a chest covered with my own sputtum... which leads me to ditching school and walking the fuck straight back home.

Gross.

[MsKABC]

Aha! I just remembered something really sad! In my first year at school (just outside London in 1962) I got a dribbly bot and stuffed toilet paper in my shorts to counter round two.

It fell out as I walked across the classroom!

Busted........

I'm not kidding, I wasn't quite five and I remember it.

Oh, you gotta love toilet humour! I've heard some hysterical ones in my time, including blocked toilets in pubs, overflowing etc. I even have one myself, but I think even I would be too embarrassed to tell it

[peasea]

Oh, you gotta love toilet humour! I've heard some hysterical ones in my time, including blocked toilets in pubs, overflowing etc. I even have one myself, but I think even I would be too embarrassed to tell it

Na, go on, grow some balls.

[Lilly2w]

When I was a kid we were all pretty comfortable walking round the house nudders, one day I was home sick and had been in bed, it was hot and I was in the buff (i was maybe 11 or 12) I went down to the kitchen to get a glass of lemonade and while I was operating the soda stream there was a knock on the back door, which was pretty much in the kitchen, Soooo with lemonade in hand I opened the door, to the Very surprised face of our neighbour Mr Scott, I belatedly realised my nudie faux - paus and turned and ran down the hall way, unfortunetly our back door was at the end of this hallway and was fitted with a slow close device (to stop us kids slamming the door) So poor Mr Scott would have been subjected to my chubby white arse vanishing down what seemed like the LONGEST hallway in the history of the world. I never saw him again, but had to go to school with both his kids. The shame.

[MsKABC]

So poor Mr Scott would have been subjected to my chubby white arse vanishing down what seemed like the LONGEST hallway in the history of the world. I never saw him again, but had to go to school with both his kids. The shame.

There was no alternative escape route then, I take it?

LMAO

[Mom]

Oh you're most welcome. If it helps any more, she's a hot red head and I'm smoldering blond!!

Oh go on you! I'm still fantasizing about Mom's wonder woman knickers!!!

fantasize away oh sweet lady.

You are responsible for my most recent oppsie moment anyway.

First time meeting a KB member that you have no real idea of what they look like, yeah female, yeah blonde. Offers to pick you up from the train and sends a text saying I am wearing a blue t-shirt so you will recognise me. Coolies

Hop off the train, see a blonde woman walking towards me complete with blue t-shirt, rush up and give her an almighty hug and HELLO! to sense something is not right Look to beloved for help only to see him about pissing himself looking in the opposite direction. Blonde hugs me back and gets on the train obviously relieved to be away from strange train station hugger. I join beloved laughing. Not sure what the KB member thought when she came to collect us only to find the pair of us about in tears laughing about my "friendliness".

[Lilly2w]

None that my panicked brain could disern, it was a total fight or flight senario.

[MadDuck]

I HATE running out of bling

How the hell do you run out of bling?

[MsKABC]

Na, go on, grow some balls.

Well, no balls, but I have had 2 glasses of wine and that is enough for me <----Geez, that emoticon is quite funny, ain't it??

I was on a choir trip (yes, I used to sing, shuddup already) and we were preparing to go out and do a concert. All us girls in the girls bathroom, me in the toilet for a nervous one. I have an aversion to sitting on public toilet seats, so I...um..squat...instead. Well I completely missed the toilet and ended up standing in a puddle of pee. I had to wait until all the girls had left the bathroom until I could clean up and come out.