Cricket whites

[jaymzw]

Okay,

I know this is COMPLETELY off topic.

But does anyone have any cricket whites (actually just pants) that i can borrow/have/buy for cheap as.

I need some for saturday.

Im a fat 16yo so most adult sizes good.

And yes i know cricket is a boring game etc etc but i play social and even social has rules, i was going to wear stubbies hahahaha Tui.

Thanks for the help/abuse/stereotyping/homosexual jokes i might get in advance

[98tls]

Whip down to the local council flats and swipe a set of Bowlers whites of the line,wash em Saturday night and have them back early Sunday morning before he heads down the club.

[jaymzw]

Whip down to the local council flats and swipe a set of Bowlers whites of the line,wash em Saturday night and have them back early Sunday morning before he heads down the club.

We'll leave this one as a last resort.

I could just suck it up and go buy some but my local rebel sport is soldout!

I thought stubbies were the way to go its not golf ffs lmao

[98tls]

We'll leave this one as a last resort.

I could just suck it up and go buy some but my local rebel sport is soldout!

I thought stubbies were the way to go its not golf ffs lmao

Fair call,right then my plan B is grab a pair of moms trackies chuck em in the washing machine thingy with a couple of bottles of Janola leave for 24 hours and cooking with gas.If your fat then chances are mom is to so fitment should be fine.

[jaymzw]

Fair call,right then my plan B is grab a pair of moms trackies chuck em in the washing machine thingy with a couple of bottles of Janola leave for 24 hours and cooking with gas.If your fat then chances are mom is to so fitment should be fine.

Lol nah not fat! Just 6ft 2 and 100kg's

Could go in the nud and when asked reply "im in my whites umpire"

Might be fun

[98tls]

Lol nah not fat! Just 6ft 2 and 100kg's

Could go in the nud and when asked reply "im in my whites umpire"

Might be fun

Be funnier if you were a Maori.

[jaymzw]

Be funnier if you were a Maori.

Nah but then i wouldnt be laughing cus id be Maori

[Oakie]

Well you could have had mine because I'm not playing this year but I think I'll play again next year so ... I'll hold on to 'em sorry.

[Tank]

A million each to the winners of the 20-20 game chaps.



Tui anyone.