Hope you all have a happy & prosperous day filled with joy and laughter.![]()
Hope you all have a happy & prosperous day filled with joy and laughter.![]()
RIDE FOR THE CONDITIONS WHEN THEY CHANGE INCREASE YOUR SPEED
Fuck you.
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
and the horse you rode in on
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-Cajun
First thing in the morning, is there anything more irritating than a cheerful bastard...?![]()
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Happy Birthday.
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space.
No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Fuck...all the joys of...and it aint even spring.
Who got one last night?
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Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
ULLAH ULLAH!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
If it wasn't for a concise set of rules, we might have to resort to common sense!
So busa pete, are you delivering the hugs & beer or do we have to come over there and get it?
There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!
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