Stoopid Stoopid Lyrics

[Maha]

Im in you, you're in me (Peter Frampton)....sounds like man on man action to me....

[Cheshire Cat]

LOOK! i know my spelling is shocking!! leave me alone.

[scumdog]

Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Punch 'em in the dick
(What)
Fuckers talk shit
I'ma punch 'em in the dick
(Bow!)

Yadda-yadda-ferkin meaningles yadda...

Born to punch 'em in the dick
Forever punch 'em in the dick
Sucker punch 'em in the dick
Fruit punch 'em in the dick
Hawaiian punch 'em in the motherfuckin' diiiick

THE biggest collection of meaningless crap-arsed words I have ever seen strung together - surely it was computer generated??? Half of the words in the list seem to be 'dick', what's THAT about??
(No human is THAT brain-adled, are they? huh?)

[scumdog]

[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe

Yadda-ferking-yadda

You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Chorus x4]

Such money-worthy lyric writing, right there. Do you not agree?

Yup, my bad, even worse than the last post I made on the topic - who the eff would buy 'lyrics' like that??? ever??

[Sully60]

Yup, my bad, even worse than the last post I made on the topic - who the eff would buy 'lyrics' like that??? ever??

I don't know who but I know that there's enough of them that the writer of those lyrics can probably afford some mad grillz...

[scumdog]

I don't know who but I know that there's enough of them that the writer of those lyrics can probably afford some mad grillz...

That just proves there are more losers willing to part with their $$ to get some inane words married to questionable 'music' than I first though...

[FJRider]

That just proves there are more losers willing to part with their $$ to get some inane words married to questionable 'music' than I first though...

"disposeable income" figures are on the increase... I just wish mine was too... bugger.

[vifferman]

What about Boney M's "Brown girl in the ring, tra la la la la - she looks like a sugar in a plum, plum plum. /quote]
"Buffalo girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside (etc. etc)..."

I don't mind silly lyrics, or lyrics that sound good even if they're nonsensical. It's just music, right? Background noise? Don't bother looking too deep to try to develop a personal philosophy of Life, the Universe, and Everything from them.

"Run! Run like a baked bean, yeah!
Slip-joint that wiggle, you good thang!
Gonna hip thrust your nose at the sky,
Go on and marry that guy and give him a pie.
Wang wang a dang dang!
Woop woop woopadop Doop!
Oh yeah!"

[peasea]

Or;

"I saw a lion, he was standing alone, with a tadpole in a jar"

Was the lion in the jar WITH the tadpole and if so he wasn't alone, he had a tadpole with him.

70's drugs were ace!

[Maha]

''Those three wise men, they got a semi by the sea''

Now I know being by the sea can be romantic, but arousing??...

Why not say they got their cray pots?

[Gareth123]

I love this classic by Theory of a Dead Man.

My girlfriends a dick magnet
My girlfriend, she's gotta have it

Or you can always look at the classic one by Bruce Springsteen

Hey litle girl is your Daddy home
Did he go and leave you all alone
I've got a bad desire

Is he a kiddy fiddler or what!?!

[davebullet]

Bryan Adams "everything I do, I do it for you". Bullshit buddy. You do it for yourself or Canadian hockey, but you damn sure don't do everything you do for your missus.

[davebullet]

I love this classic by Theory of a Dead Man.

My girlfriends a dick magnet
My girlfriend, she's gotta have it

Or you can always look at the classic one by Bruce Springsteen

Hey litle girl is your Daddy home
Did he go and leave you all alone
I've got a bad desire

Is he a kiddy fiddler or what!?!

Even worse, the next line is "Ooooooo I'm for hire" Sick sick Brucey.

[Cheshire Cat]

Four, tres, two, uno

Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I put them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)


So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)


Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And can't no other lady put it down like me.


I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)


So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)


Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.


T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie


All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...


Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I put them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
He's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)


T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

[Cheshire Cat]

YEAH!

Let me tell you about this time I got a peanut in my eye...
It was riiiight under the lid
not the kinda peanut you buy from the shop...
But the kinda peanut that pops up when you don't want it to..


Got a pea!nut! In my eye!
Got a pea!nut! In my eye! YEAH!



gotapeanutinmyeye!!!!!