Reasons why work sucks the donkey dick.

**The Pastor** · 22nd February 2009, 19:25

Originally Posted by dargor

because your on minimum wage, doing a crummy part time job that you know your better than but thats all you can get while you study. I'd love to get payed to code.

What kind of stuff you do you get to code renegade.

i dont code i draught/engineer.

**BuFfY** · 22nd February 2009, 19:26

Originally Posted by Mully

You mean a half-day, dont ya??

You teachers.... Only work 9-3, all the holidays off.

Bloody luxury, yet they all still complain.

*stir, stir*

Yeah! And we get paid 52 weeks a year!! woo!!

So, you up for swapping?

**Mully** · 22nd February 2009, 19:27

Originally Posted by BuFfY

Yeah! And we get paid 52 weeks a year!! woo!!

So, you up for swapping?

Absolutely.

It's not illegal to beat the snot out of the little turds and tie them up, is it?

**merv** · 22nd February 2009, 19:30

Originally Posted by mrchips

bring back windows 95

Nah, DOS, the programmes we compiled to run on that were fast and didn't crash.

The real problem seemed to start when Staff Clerks became HR advisors, then People and Culture Account Managers and now People and Capability Performance Managers.

Back in the "Staff" days they knew they were providing a clerical service to the business, now they think they are the business and are too busy being busy internally to do real work for their customers the "staff".

Man have we gone backwards in thirty years and its not just computers to blame.

**BuFfY** · 22nd February 2009, 19:32

Originally Posted by Mully

Absolutely.

It's not illegal to beat the snot out of the little turds and tie them up, is it?

Not these days sorry! They are allowed to beat you though, one in my class hits. So I leave him with the teacher aide

**Hitcher** · 22nd February 2009, 19:33

My job rocks.

**FJRider** · 22nd February 2009, 19:39

Originally Posted by renegade master

12. Your're working at 8pm on a sunday because your boss has poor time management skills

if you are working at 8 pm on a sunday... you are one of two things,
1. an idiot

2. WELL paid for it

(or both)

**BuFfY** · 22nd February 2009, 19:41

Originally Posted by FJRider

if you are working at 8 pm on a sunday... you are one of two things,
1. an idiot

2. WELL paid for it

(or both)

or someone who wants to keep their job?

**FJRider** · 22nd February 2009, 19:41

Originally Posted by Hitcher

My job rocks.

I often think I get paid too much for what I do.... but the feeling quickly passes...

**The Pastor** · 22nd February 2009, 19:41

Originally Posted by fjrider

if you are working at 8 pm on a sunday... You are one of two things,
1. An idiot

2. Well paid for it

(or both)

nope and nope.

Im working because i want to keep my job.

**FJRider** · 22nd February 2009, 19:43

Originally Posted by BuFfY

or someone who wants to keep their job?

They can keep it then ... I wouldn't want it...

**Dave Lobster** · 22nd February 2009, 19:46

Originally Posted by FJRider

Me too...

And me. My manager is good.. knows her stuff. I get backed when tell our customers to get fucked.. get a reasonable (for here) pension scheme. Hours are as flexible as I need them to be..

The money isn't hot.. but can't have everything.

**jaymzw** · 22nd February 2009, 19:56

Originally Posted by renegade master

nope and nope.

Im working because i want to keep my job.

Bloody recession aye!

My job at McDonalds is safe though!

Only thing that sucks is the fact that im on almost minimum wage at 12.50 a fucking hour!

Despite the fact im a manager running shifts with 20+ people at a time, responsible for the loss of possible bonuses while running my shift, having to deal with dickhead customers like the fat bitch that came in today and screamed for literally 7 minutes(i checked the camera's) because she ordered "no Caesar sauce, add mayo" and didnt get it! she then had the audacity to point out that her chips were cold, at which point i reminded her she had been yelling (and spitting at me) for the past 7 minutes, but she's right because shes done management classes before and knows how a customer should be treated! the fact that i got paid for 8 hours today while actually working 9 1/2

I had to complete numerous NZQA courses to become a manager aswell as First aide courses. The fact i am surrounded constantly by Chinese people all speaking Mandarin who are depressed because they are going no-where in their life working at McDonald's.

Lastly the fact that the people working at a supermarket in checkout are on 14.50 an hour! Damn!

Rant over