Sumthing different... What u do for a job?

**NordieBoy** · 24th February 2009, 08:16

I ride around on a motorbike and fix computers.

**Finn** · 24th February 2009, 08:39

Originally Posted by NordieBoy

20 computers within 3m of my desk as I type this and 4 others around the house.

You work for an Indian outsource company?

**marks** · 24th February 2009, 08:54

Originally Posted by CRM

Q. When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A. When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
Q. What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
A. Go into town and gang audit someone.)

Q: what does an accountant use as a contraceptive
A: His personality

**Winter** · 24th February 2009, 08:55

I work as a lighting technican.. building and running lighting systems for concerts, dance partys, and the occasional seven story christmas tree!

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**CRM** · 24th February 2009, 11:41

Originally Posted by marks

Q: what does an account use as a contraceptive
A: His personality

Hey I don't want to get thrown out...

I like this one:

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young accountant who was fresh out of PwC, "What starting salary were you thinking about?"
The Accountant said, "In the neighborhood of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, full medical and dental, Company Retirement Fund to 50% of salary, Executive Share Option Scheme, Profit Related Pay and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a 5 series BMW?"
The Accountant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
The interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

**slofox** · 24th February 2009, 11:52

I make an inadequate living as a drug dealer.....link below:

www.hillcrestfinewines.co.nz

**Ally67** · 24th February 2009, 12:23

I work half the yr in vine management of kiwifruit and the other half as an auditor for sgs

**Aslan** · 24th February 2009, 12:39

Originally Posted by marks

why do all these wankers with their "I'm so clever - theres already been a post like this" have to chime in.

Good idea Joe - I have no idea what most of the people I ride with do for a job.

I'm a general purpose IT geek and have been self employed for about 17 years (give or take).

cheers

Mark

wot he said - onya Mark & Joe

I attempt to discover real customer needs for New Zealand's third largest next generation telecoms network with deep reach into rural nz. Culture of the organisation is great and my work stimulating - count myself fortunate and hold my role 'lightly' gven i'm only as good as my last sale

**3L4NS1R** · 24th February 2009, 12:46

By day I'm a graphic designer in Grey Lynn. By night I'm a superhero wearing nothing but my black helmet. Oh and on the weekends I go away with the army.

**NOWOOL** · 24th February 2009, 13:14

I'm a retired overseas software engineer. I'm now secretary of our local Lions Club and do all I can to get the locals onto motorbikes.

**awayatc** · 24th February 2009, 14:02

Originally Posted by marks

Q: what does an accountant use as a contraceptive
A: His personality

3 accountants lined up for an interview;
Manager asks 1st accountant:"how much is 4 and 6"?
"10
Manager asks 2nd accountant:"how much is 4 and 6"?
"10"
manager asks 3rd accountant same question
he answers "how much do want it to be?"
"When can you start....?"

**3umph** · 24th February 2009, 15:22

Me i'm a signwriter in christchurch... well a computer operator really as dont do brush work...

**MXNUT** · 24th February 2009, 15:22

Service Manager and technical trainer/assessor at a Mitsubishi Dealer, so as little as possible really.

**junkmanjoe** · 24th February 2009, 16:17

will my thread was only reaily intended for adventure riders. but any one is welcome, to sare there views.

the other weekend when i was following everyone around the coast, i was wondering what everyone did for a job, and at the end of the week, we all become motorcycle riders, go out and leave work behind, and have fun.

i find it quite interesting what other people do for a living.
ya just have to read here on my thread, we got from computer guys, to digger drivers, plus ya get to see what different types of bikes people ride.
thats neat and thanks everyone for putting down ya words.

**junkmanjoe** · 24th February 2009, 16:20

[QUOTE=marks;1950364]why do all these wankers with their "I'm so clever - theres already been a post like this" have to chime in.

Good idea Joe - I have no idea what most of the people I ride with do for a job.

yip my thoughts as well, if you dont like it dont comment.

im only new on here and i dont know what theads have been put on. i waz interested thats all...............