Should add my bit.
On my pay sheet I'm a Compliance Technician,but in reality I fix Japanese (mainly) Import cars once they've been through the compliance process.
Shame,as I hate working on my bike though.
Should add my bit.
On my pay sheet I'm a Compliance Technician,but in reality I fix Japanese (mainly) Import cars once they've been through the compliance process.
Shame,as I hate working on my bike though.
Nevermind the Bollocks
hi whats the sticky green/ brown stuff that sometimes ya find on jap cars when there imported. is it to protect them from the salt air while in transit.
some times its in the engine bay. we had a import with it on it.
Im on the benefit but I hope to pop out a few kids over the next few years and get a pay rise...
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
I know what you mean.
It can be a sign the car has had a hit and they've used cavity wax to seal the area off from rusting,looks kinda like dark ear wax.
If you see that stuff,it pays to look a bit closer to see why it's there.It's strange they never throw some paint over it as it stands out like dogs balls on a light coloured car.
Nevermind the Bollocks
My brother (a GP) was once asked what he did for a job. Being sick of the fluff that goes with being a doc he replied "Oh I'm a sickness beneficiary"...short silence followed. Questioner then asked "Oh, been crook then have ya?" To which brother replied "No, not really..."
No more questions.
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Witnessed this little treasure once being pulled off quite believable...:
I am a hired gun....
I kill people for money....
But because you'r my friend I will kill you for nothing......
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
There's a good chance you're walking around on my handy work. Dyehouse Manager. My team dyes the wool that goes into Feltex carpet. We process quite a reasonable portion of NZ's yearly wool clip.
Oh, and Bart isn't my real name. I just had some similarities to a certain cartoon character when I was younger. (I real little shit).
Quality and Risk Facilitator.
um carpet man, my carpet is falling apart, can i have a refund plzz...... which cartoon person where u named after.
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