Police bikers!

**peasea** · 26th February 2009, 13:57

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Fell off the chair?........again?

I can't post now, my eyes are still watering, catch you later.

Cop friend............gold!

**kunoichi** · 26th February 2009, 17:24

Originally Posted by Kflasher

I say he was just having a perv. at you…

LOL! That's not something i see every day, especially from a pudgy police officer with a grey hairbrush for a moustache! LOL

**mattian** · 26th February 2009, 17:56

Passed one on my way onto the northern motorway, heading over the harbour bridge. He was sitting under the overpass watching me go by. I was checking my mirrors frequently to see if he was going to follow me and didn't see anything...... then, he passes me at the top of the bridge!! clever bugger had been pacing me, sitting right in my blind spot the whole way until, he realised I wasn't going to speed. I don't know how I never saw him at all. Thats some very skillfull riding.

**Marmoot** · 26th February 2009, 18:35

Originally Posted by renegade master

push their bike over take a piss on it and ride away laughing.

Grab the key when the light change green and throw it into the car next to you whose window is open.

**Kemet** · 26th February 2009, 19:35

Originally Posted by jimjim

i had a similar thing many years ago, there was a parking nazi at the lights on a honda stepthrough thing and i pulled up next to him on my Z1R kawasaki i saw the lights were about to ghange so i grabbed the front brake and a big handfull of throttle and let the clutch go and did a massive burnout , when the light changed i let go of the brake and left him in a cloud of smoke

Is thst how it really happened???!!!

Originally Posted by CB ARGH

Stay calm, pretend you're not doing anything wrong. Also make sure your fake WOF and rego is in full view too, otherwise that may be trouble.

And just where are theirs on their?? Check....

Originally Posted by scumdog

Nothing.

D'ya think ya SHOULD do something??

Only if its in Balclutha!!!!

Originally Posted by kunoichi

ROFL, well aside from the burnout and wheelie advice, stories made for good entertainment. I do realise they are normal people (a friend of mine is trying to get into the police force as a biker), however i always get nervous and skrew up wen i know people are watching me ride, and cops are bound to be watching. I nearly stalled wen i took off! now THAT would of been embarrasing!

If nothing else helps try this: picture them naked.....

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**3umph** · 26th February 2009, 19:39

Originally Posted by Kemet

If nothing else helps try this: picture them naked.....

Thats sooooooooooo wrong........

i'd prefer this......

**Dolph** · 26th February 2009, 19:46

Hasn't happened yet,...we don't have them police thingies up in the Far North,...cost too much bloody money !

**Kemet** · 26th February 2009, 19:46

You do remember that day though, don't you???

Last year....

April 1st of all days was the day it was published....

What a great time to ressurrect it!!!!!

Hey SD!!! Remember!!!!

**Kemet** · 26th February 2009, 19:48

BTW 3umph

She aint naked in your picture....

Technicality... I know.....

Still....

**scumdog** · 26th February 2009, 19:51

Originally Posted by Kemet

You do remember that day though, don't you???

Last year....

April 1st of all days was the day it was published....

What a great time to ressurrect it!!!!!

Hey SD!!! Remember!!!!

Like I could ever forget???

**3umph** · 26th February 2009, 20:03

Originally Posted by Kemet

BTW 3umph

She aint naked in your picture....

Technicality... I know.....

Still....

let your mind do the undressing grashopper

**junkmanjoe** · 26th February 2009, 20:11

A few years ago when we still had traffic lights in our town, i was comming up to lights and saw the M.O.T bike, yip that long ago, waiting at the lights, road was a little wet, i was a little nervous and pull front brake on a little to hard, on top of the white line, bike sliped out under me, and i ended up next to the cop splated on the road, red faced,

cop says , you ok, have to watch them with lines in the wet aye.

he helped me pick up my bike and off he went,,, wish we still had them old guys around today..miss the old magpies.......

**SARGE** · 26th February 2009, 21:55

Originally Posted by sixpackback

do you ride significantly over the speed limit [120+]?

i'd never do that....

**CookMySock** · 27th February 2009, 08:02

Originally Posted by Mikkel

A dragrace to the speedlimit + 9 km/h.

Yeah why not? It's "unneccessary show of accelleration" but thats what bikes are for. I betcha he joins in even.

Originally Posted by scumdog

Nothing. D'ya think ya SHOULD do something??

A little bit of "all hail"? Rain dance maybe? Hands on bonnet of car?

edit:

Originally Posted by mattian

sitting right in my blind spot the whole way until, he realised I wasn't going to speed. I don't know how I never saw him at all. Thats some very skillfull riding.

Uh no its not. Thats a really dangerous thing to do.

Steve