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    Best pole dance EVER!

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4865401a1860.html

    NZ's own trollop Lisa Lewis slips and breaks her nose performing at the Sexpo in Brisbane.

    Now that would have been brillant to watch.

    edit: "I feel I was classy throughout," she said. :Tui: This slapper couldn't be classy in a wedding dress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    This slapper couldn't be classy in a wedding dress.
    Gee, what's with a bloke being derogatory because a girl was being "too raunchy"?
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    I can't see the problem, it seems she was putting her hands in her underpants - not anyone else's
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    One of my jobs is to touch up images of her.
    There is only so much I can do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    I can't see the problem, it seems she was putting her hands in her underpants - not anyone else's
    Maybe her partner crossed her legs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk View Post
    One of my jobs is to touch up images of her.
    There is only so much I can do.
    Were you in Brisbane touching her then?
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    "... I did kept my g-string on and feel I was classy throughout," she said.

    Well done.

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    She should keep her nose out of Australia.
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    Why does anybody care?

    How many other prostitutes are afforded the level of free marketing that Lisa seems to generate?
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    Hitch, sadly see the thread on rivalry, its only those in the Avon River.
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    Maybe she was using the wrong pole...
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    I'd do her

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    Quote Originally Posted by samgab View Post
    "... I did kept my g-string on and feel I was classy throughout," she said.

    Well done.
    mmmmmmm. well classy.

    She does have a very nice set of cans, even if they are fakies. Bet that truck driver that paid for them thinks it was money well spent.

    Oh, and the comment "Ive been pole dancing for 10 years, since i was 17"..... riiiiiight, she's 27.
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    Why are you guys so mean? I dunno this girl you're talking about, but surely she's a person too?

    EDIT: As you were. I just read the article - didn't know she was trying to get money from the Sexpo organisers. In my world (that'd be VifferWorld), one takes responsibility for one's own actions, one does. But I do find it ironic that Sexpo complains about a stripper hired for the event (presumably to be raunchy and risque) as being too naughty.
    "Uh... we're trying to y'know... like turn people on... and be like all sexy 'n' stuff. But we have standards of lewdness."
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Question ausy ausy ausy

    Only the stupid Australians would kick out a stripper for putting her hands down her g string
    What did they think would happen, seriously; someone would complain? The anti raunchy squad would raid them?

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