Labour hid 1.5 BILLION ACC shortfall - Ministerial inquiry

[Mully]

Don't worry, skyrider will be along shortly to explain why it is all National's fault.

I'll give it a bash

That's because John Key, Liar, Ninja & Frenchman, broke in to Helen's and Michael's offices and.... umm..... hid the shortfall under the couch cushions.

I can't believe that John Key has managed to suck you all in again. You people are all suckers, voting for someone who would hide a shortfall from our wonderful leaders.

In fact, John Key should be charged with ninjaoristy in a public place and banished from the country. He's clearly responsible for this. The same way he's responsible for the music his party's DVDs used, and global warming, and shark attacks in Sydney, and the bush fires (how can you have voted for an arsonist!!!), and Mount St Helens, and the holocoust and Steven Hawking was fine before he met John Key. John Key gave Steven Hawking crippleness. There I said it. And you suckers voted for him.

EDIT: Never mind, he's already here.
("It's only projected, not actual!!" HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA)

[Tank]

So English claims it was deliberatly hidden.


Skyryder

No a Ministerial Inquiry found that they knew about it and hid it.

And we all know that its a projected short fall - thank fuck Labour were kicked in their commie asses - else it could have ended up considerably worse (after all - its their mismanagement that caused it in the first place).

[Skyryder]

In fact, John Key should be charged with ninjaoristy in a public place and banished from the country. He's clearly responsible for this. The same way he's responsible for the music his party's DVDs used, and global warming, and shark attacks in Sydney, and the bush fires (how can you have voted for an arsonist!!!), and Mount St Helens, and the holocoust and Steven Hawking was fine before he met John Key. John Key gave Steven Hawking crippleness. There I said it. And you suckers voted for him.

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Skyryder

[MisterD]

You could then argue that they were so occupied with hiding ACC's shorfall but you could also argue that the ministry is incompetant. I seem to recall Cullen and the ministery finding some extra cash that they did not know they had. So I'd go for incompetance.

Whaleoil's source says otherwise.

[Tank]

Whaleoil's source says otherwise.

cut paste from Whale Oil for people who dont like links:

"The exact words to a senior treasury offical by Michael Cullen when he was told he had to include the ACC blowout were;

"Nah, Fuck it!"

Sources close to Treasury have informed WOBH that this is verbatim and they have had enough of taking the fall for his corrupt management of public finances.

Michael John Cullen, 64, Lit MP of no fixed abode needs to be arrested, charged, given a fair trial, found guilty and jailed for economic vandalism.

He is a treacherous, scum sucking, socialist liar.

The people of Tuwharetoa need to be very careful associating themselves with a crim."

[Finn]

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Skyryder

Come on Skyryder, join the movement to the right. It's a lot more rewarding over here and you will no longer feel like Cartman in a room full of Jews. All you have to do is get a job and start being accountable - it's not really that difficult. Heck, you can ride a motorbike.

[ManDownUnder]

It's only a projected shortfall!. Given the conomic conditions I'd say it probably projects out to be even worse now. Anything to do with fiscal prudence or growth has hardly improved since the election.

Skyrider... tell me - who's responsible for this - National or Labour? I mean - the buck stops... where?

[The Stranger:Me]

So English claims it was deliberatly hidden.

Come on Helen, we know it's you.
Not very original using a pseudo name but using your picture for your avatar is it.

[MSTRS:Me]

Come on Helen, we know it's you.
Not very original using a pseudo name but using your picture for your avatar is it.

Might actually be a genuine self-portrait....done using a mirror....isn't the ugly spot normally on the other side? Oooops...hang on...I meant 'beauty' spot....the ugly is all over. And the lack of a signature is another giveaway...s/he only signs other people's work as it were.
That 'timely' discovery of a large chunk of change....couldn't have been stolen from here, could it?

[ManDownUnder]

That 'timely' discovery of a large chunk of change....couldn't have been stolen from here, could it?

Actually not a bad point... I wonder if there were any plans afoot to scrap or privatise ACC? That way it'd never be noticed missing... or at least it would be more quickly forgotten about.

[Mully]

Actually not a bad point... I wonder if there were any plans afoot to scrap or privatise ACC? That way it'd never be noticed missing... or at least it would be more quickly forgotten about.

Of course not. How dare you suggest such a thing.

Only the puppy beating, jew hating, bastards that are the National Party would even dream of something like that.

[MSTRS:Me]

Actually not a bad point... I wonder if there were any plans afoot to scrap or privatise ACC? That way it'd never be noticed missing... or at least it would be more quickly forgotten about.

Yep. I can see the reasoning behind it now...
H 'How can we get a fourth term?"
C 'We'll buy it of course"
H "With what?"
C "This'll never be missed"
H "Why not?"
C "Because when we're back in, we'll fudge everything again, and no-one will know"
H "But what if some clever Nat finds us out?"
C "No worries....we'll just get that prat SkyRyder to say it was Key's fault"
H "Brilliant. I knew it wasn't us that lied, cheated and stole from the public purse. Do it"

[ManDownUnder]

Of course not. How dare you suggest such a thing.

Only the puppy beating, jew hating, bastards that are the National Party would even dream of something like that.

You forgot blue penguin clubbing... it's a central part of the Nat's manifesto and the reason the Party colour is blue.

[Mully]

You forgot blue penguin clubbing... it's a central part of the Nat's manifesto and the reason the Party colour is blue.

Good point.

I thought the blue colour was rememberance for the orphans that John Key strangles every night for dinner??

[MSTRS:Me]

You forgot blue penguin clubbing... it's a central part of the Nat's manifesto and the reason the Party colour is blue.

Elementary. It may not be common knowledge that those little blue penguins are fifth columnists for the Liarbour party (after all - they are soooo cute), but it becomes totally obvious after they are given the bash. They show their true colour. RED!